Chopping board chest

When a woman has no tits,not even an A cup

Damn,she has no tits,just some skin then ribs,she got chopping board chest

by Alloy June 20, 2020

hitting the boards

1. winning or scoring

2. hitting the sideboards in hockey, causing injury

1. They won, hitting the boards for 10 points.

2. Hitting the boards, he broke his arm

by Floyd E. Batchelder May 17, 2008

Pre-Wake Boarding

The act of trailing an ambulance on the road so as to pass all the cars pulling off to allow the ambulance by.

I was about to be late for work until an ambulance pulled out in front of me in a hurry. I sped up and was Pre-Wake Boarding all the way to work and managed to get there on time.

by Sammyp July 17, 2013

The Luigi Board

The ouija board but better (Sorry spritual beings).

You can contact the infamous Luigi with this board.

"Come on! Let's use the Luigi Board guys! Dont be a chicken."

by Karma Knight October 20, 2022

Cock Board

When you take a piece of wooden furniture from a curb alert you find on craigslist.com, smash it, take the largest piece and spray paint a cock on it, then leave it in your friends yard.

Lets leave a cock board in Sean's yard.

by puebloCO November 25, 2010

boardie

Someone who spends a lot (and probably too much) time on message boards.

Example 1: Man, some of those FOBR boardies have over 15000 posts! They need a life!

Example 2: ...but I love those boards so much! The boardies are my friends! (etc, etc...)

by Leah [xclandestinexgirlx] June 1, 2006

board up

The term used when seeing a hot female who positively effects one's state of sexual arousal.

Oh my god look at that girl, I'm about to board up.

by Beaver Slap August 28, 2009