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Bonnie

Bonnie is a name that best belongs to those who find endearing truth in absolute bullshit submitted by others who share a mindset with victims of astrology and a short bus. Bonnie's are often gullible and aren't shy to be confidently wrong about any and all subjects.
"Did you guys hear? Bonnie tried to commit suicide by jumping out of a basement window!'
by Jim Beetzov February 18, 2023
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bonnie blued

The act of sleeping with the easiest bop / woman you can find. The phrase is inspired by adult star Bonnie Blue, who allegedly set a world record for sleeping with a thousand men.
"Bro, I just bonnie blued Claudia!"
"Really? I did the same thing just a few days ago! That doesn't make us gay by proximity, does it?"
by ts-pmo May 11, 2025
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Bonnie Blue

The worse and most deadly succubus this world has seen, being far more evil than satan, far more lustful than Slaanesh, and far more diseased than Nurgle, beyond an avengers level threat, she has threatened to find her friends nephew who is barely of legal age, just to fuck him, and having done it with 1000 men, in just one day, planning to go for 2000 men in the same amount of time, with no rules, no safe word, no regard for her own life or the herds of sheep-men marching toward their doom, if any man on your life mentions interest in participating, or interest in her in general I urge you to make them seek help, from a therapist and a priest, for lust incarnate has taken hold upon their soul, and if you can not, either from them not listening or you not having the funds or means to, then kill him, for death by stabbing or gun or infinitely more merciful than them having their body split in two by all the diseases they WILL contract from Bonnie Blue.
Person 1:Yo dude did you see Bonnie Blue is doing a two thousand man challenge?

Person 2: I have, it’s a shame any human has drawn themselves to such a thing, to drag others down with themselves to hell.
by Oxorgan luvor June 12, 2025
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Bonnie McGregor

A girl with and incredibly long nose who has an unusual fondness for young children. She typically found lurking around the perimeters of kindergartens.
"The ground is shaking?!"
"It must be Bonnie Mcgregor quick hide your kids!"
by Jenna_tols April 16, 2024
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Bonnie Love

A type of love so incomprehensible it cannot be ascertained.
I love you more than air itself, I Bonnie Love You
by smonme April 25, 2024
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Bonnie the Bunny

A rabbit animatronic that NEVER LEAVES YOUR DOOR. LIKE EVER.
*Me checking left door light*
Me: Ah crap Bonnie the Bunny!!
by 🟣Purple Guy🟣 May 12, 2024
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Bonnie

Bonnie is a cute tall girl who is the gayest person you’ll ever meet but she is also a helpful and trustworthy friend she is so smart, kind, and beautiful. She is the perfect friend you can ask for but be sometimes she has anger issues just don't push her buttons. She shares food and she is very generous and sweet.
Bonnie is the best friend
by crystalover March 7, 2024
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