what the boashe

alternative to:
what the hell? what the f*ck? what the bloody hell? what the blood claart is goin on? a wot di bumbo raas klaart?

judje:ur being sentenced to 5 years in prison
man: ah what the BOASHE!

man1:do u have that £75 u owe me?
man2:no i havent been paid yet, i gave money to my mum, i got robbed in the street, give me till friday, i went in2 my house to get it but i instead walked out with a bowl of rice nd no money
man1:what the BOASHE u on about?

you find ur partner lookin through your mobile phone:
you:WHAT THE BOASHE!!

your friend has done something which u think is disrespectful so u say:

you:what the boashe u dealin wit?
frend:wot?
you:i said what the boashe r u dealin wit?
frend: what the boashe u on bout u crazy fool?

by big poppa smurf May 23, 2008

arse beads

egg shaped sex toys for the arse, also referred to as love eggs

Bend over love, I need to get those arsebeads out, I've got another appointment at 2.

by Bettysketch September 7, 2005

Anal beads

A few plastic balls roped through each other and shoved up the anus

Joshua: My anal beads got stuck up my ass :(

by FluffyMan20 May 9, 2016

Badsmart

A term used to describe an extremely clever idea, plan or concept that requires the use of ill morals, manipulation or covert tactics to fulfill its execution.

Taking an used and unwanted video game or movie back to the original retail store claiming that the item is "damaged goods". Upon receiving the "exchange"...the same item but now unopened...then going to a different store location and returning the item as an unwanted gift for cash or store credit. That's badsmart.

by badsmart March 10, 2007

boastickity

1)equivalent to the word "slut", "hoe", or "whore"

2)in a good mood, or good

1) look at becky...she's SUCH a boastickity.

2)laura: how are you?
camille: boastickity!

by lauraaashidizzle February 15, 2009

Boatshank

This is a charming term signifying the act of stabbing someone in the face.

Be so kind as to give me your Nokia or risk sustaining a boatshank.

by The Real Henry Higgins November 9, 2009

BOASII

Acronym for: Bend Over And Shove It In

Dude check that girl out....response: BOASII

by scatman123456 June 21, 2010