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Brazilian Blowout

A dangerous and costly sex act wherein an attractive Brazilian man stimulates the woman's vagina by blowing a "raspberry" for approximately 45 minutes at a time. A very disorienting procedure, this can only safely be accomplished by men classically trained in the nearly forgotten Brazilian vibratory lip singing sport known as "mawanablowyamons".
Susan had purchased three sessions of Brazilian Blowout's during her 5 hour port visit from the cruise she had been saving up for. She knew that this "Brazilian Blowout" could be dangerous, but after ten years in the monastery she yearned to call out "Oh God, yes!" and not really mean it. She was working her way up to the mythical turfucken.
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Teste Blowout 

When someone is talking and their voice breaks or cracks.
Teste Blowout by Anonymous October 22, 2002

Brazilian Blowout

The process of using small amounts of explosives to blast off your pubic hair.
Matt: "Where are you going this weekend, Seth?"
Seth: "I'm gonna give my girl a Brazilian Blowout."
Matt: "Sweet."
Brazilian Blowout by Luther23 April 7, 2010

Big summer blowout 

When a girl cums in her pants so much it blows out of her underwear.
Hey why did you go home to change?
Let’s just say there was a big summer blowout

anal blowout

when an overly gay man named Jordan dresses retarded to go out with his BFFL (his only friend) and get shit on by older white males.
Jordan is a hot mess. He had an anal blowout last night....and liked it.

That old white man sure did BLAST Jordan's face with his anal blowout!

testie-blowout

The distinctive crack in a boy/man's voice when talking. Usually during the period while the voice is breaking.
testie-blowout by monk November 6, 2003

Fishnet Blowout 

The event in which fishnet stockings have a stich or two broken in when the fatty tissue is pushing thru therefore causing a blowout of flesh.
That overwieght burlesque dancing was dancing so hard she caused a fishnet blowout!