blondeislost

A wackaloon with blonde hair. Blondeislosts are often found in chatrooms or online forums where they act out their fantasy dreams. There are also Brunetteislosts and other perverts, pervies and jesters who live life online.

She said she sleeps naked on a trampoline. She is a blondeislost.

by TIZReporter October 15, 2005

What a Blonde!!

1. Is used to describe a stupid girl.
2. A moment when a girl does things without thinking
and then reacts to them (or doesn't); this is
also known as a Blonde moment(s).
3. Is mostly a girl with blonde hair.
4. They don't have to have blonde hair.

Jenny: Guess what! I had a Blonde moment today!
Mike: Dumbass! What did you do?!
Jenny: Well, I was done eating and then I put the plate
in the trashcan instead of the sink!
Mike: LOL! What a Blonde!!

by Escallanta January 8, 2006

Blonde Redhead

A red head girl with a blonde bush.

Hey, I wonder if Sam is a blonde redhead?

by coyotemaestro February 24, 2010

dirty blonde

Dirty blonde means you have dark blonde hair. It gets the word "dirty" because common dirt is brown and "dirty blonde" hair is hair that looks as if it is blonde mixed with brown, making the blonde darker. "browny" isn't a word, so you have to think of a synonym for brown, or something that is brown--like dirt. Plus, dirty blonde hair just sounds better than something like "Tree Bark Blonde" don't you think?

Patrisha calls herself "dirty blonde" when, in reality, her hair color is a light brown not a dark blonde color.

by a Non-Stereotype-Blonde July 2, 2005

blonde theory

the theeory that men will choose a dumb blonde woman over a smart, educated woman.

Cheerleaders are perfect examples of the blonde theory.

by Celia J July 23, 2008

Blonde

A Blonde is NOT a Bleached Brunette with a chemical spotlight on her inferior head.

Britney Spears is a Bleached Brunette. She is not a Blonde.

by [e-mail] January 22, 2004

the blonde with the black dress

Euphemistic term for Guinness, so called because of the dark color of the beer and its yellowish head of foam.

If you can't find love, a blonde with a black dress is the next best thing.

by Bycho Psitch March 17, 2005