fuck blender

used by those who are entitled to a paid 3d program

deadass you just say it straight fuck blender

by schnitzel slayer 6969 June 5, 2022

Blender tender

A man or woman who purposely breaks other(s) hearts. Romantically.

Don Jaun was a blender tender

by Jiwoy Yomamah July 19, 2016

Anal blender

A term used for when you insert various foods inside your asshole, plug a vibrator in and put it on the highest setting, thus effectively blending the food.

My uncle said I'd better behave or else he'll turn me into an anal blender.

by MillionIQBaby January 10, 2023

Blender Bonging

The act of simultaneously drinking from a cup with a straw while continually refilling the cup from the blender pitcher held at face level.

I made way to much smoothie this morning so was blender bonging it until I could wash out the pitcher.

by Cool Beans McBain September 24, 2022

Gender Blender

Someone who thinks they are the opposite gender

*James Charles walks by*
Guy: look at that Gender Blender

by AskJarl October 26, 2020

beauty blendering

a person who is blending in their makeup with a beauty blender, but is not competent to do it right so they just assue they are doing it right. they absolutely have no idea what they are doing to their face

boy: damn do you see her face, that foundation looks wack as fuck
boy2: shit man, she must have been beauty blendering that shit
boy: she mustve, YEESH

by dannyedgeisdaddy July 3, 2017

Russian blender

When you stick your dick in the blenders and ejaculate and use the cum to make a smoothie

Jack let’s make a Russian blender

by SupremeRhino April 25, 2022