pissing razor blades

When someone contracts a form of VD. The infection cause a burning sensation when urinating (peeing, pissing). Usually cleared up with a trip to the doctor.

1)I messed around with that white girl from the club but she was nasty. She gave me VD, had me pissing razor blades in the morning.

2)Shelly cheated on me; I was pissing razor blades. My dad had to take me to the doctor.

3)The condom broke and I caught a bug from Marcy. I've got to go to the clinic because it burns when I piss. Feels like I'm pissing razor blades.

by N Alleem April 24, 2007

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Bates

To vomit in an uncontrollable fashion; often whilst sitting on the ground in the middle of a park, on a saturday night

Ewww she was batesing all over him last weekend

My hair had all this bates in it

Oh my god, shes so gross...it makes me want to bates!

by McBabe12 March 6, 2009

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bates

can be used as either a noun or adjective, usually meaning someone who eats plastic and is subject to extreme homosexuality, likes lawn tractors and is the king of nig rigging

"Dude quit pullin a bates"
"Dude ur such a bates, get your hand out of my pants"

by Andy Colabella April 10, 2007

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bates

British slang

Being on ones-own. Shorter form of playground jibe 'Billy Bates, got no mates'. Referring to some imaginary character 'Billy Bates', who is too sad to have any friends.

Can refer to ones-self as 'being on my bates'. In other regions is just referred to as being 'Billy No Mates'

Example1: Look at Malcolm is playing on his own, arrrr, he's Billy Bates, got no mates!

Example2: I'll order a pizza tonight, I'm on my bates.

by BaiChocTuDou October 18, 2012

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