Colon Birth 

Taking a massive shit. Passing a turd so big you contemplate having a mid-wife there to assist with delivery.

I may need stitches after that colon birth.

Colon Birth by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2018

Devil’s Birth

A fiery, almost acidic like, shit that when birthed, leaves the sphincter a burning ring of hell fire.

Those chicken wings Sunday gave me a devil’s birth on Monday morning.

That devil’s birth feels like third degree burns on my rectum.

Devil’s Birth by Eaton Holgoode October 12, 2018

does giving birth cause PTSD? 

does giving birth cause PTSD? the question that many people ask. a question that can only be answered by the child at birth.

does giving birth cause PTSD?

does giving birth cause PTSD? by BlueStripes March 18, 2019

seahorse giving birth 

a male seahorse give birth (idk why) but when he gives birth it looks like he’s having a seizure, the ugly rat fucking children come out of his stomach because he’s tony lopez and eats little kids.

woah that seahorse giving birth

seahorse giving birth by idk what my name is lol November 12, 2020

give birth 

have a shit -very much like being in labor, complete with "trimesters" and 'pain' (i feel the 'baby' kicking!!)

i was seriously pregnant, and knew i'd better rapidly get to a toilet and give birth!

i was in my third trimester, and having intense labor pains!

i got to a toilet just as the 'baby's' head came out, and then i proceeded to give birth!

give birth by michael foolsley December 31, 2009

Post-birth Abortion 

Murder

Frank: Karen got convicted of murder
Joey: or as she called it post-birth abortion

Post-birth Abortion by Blitz Craig June 14, 2018

poster child for birth control

A person who is a disgrace to society. Someone who embarrasses themselves and makes themselves look stupid time and time again. A person who does stupid things and makes no excuses for it.

Mike Rehmyer is the perfect poster child for birth control.

poster child for birth control by ueiee December 15, 2008