Bill O'Reilly

1. Any frumpy over-60 white male who loves a large dildo up his ass while talking dirty to employees on the phone.
2. To cram a large dildo up your ass while having phone sex.

"Honey can you repeat that? I wanna do a "bill o'reilly" for the full effect."

by Michelle Mybell March 28, 2005

lie like (Bill) O'Reilly

To fabricate or deny evidence/well documented/easily referenced facts in order to demonize non-American style neo-conservatives, non-Americans, or anyone with whom an individual does not agree.

"I'm not surprised you'd dismiss a 'Frontline' report out of hand, John. You'd lie like O'Reilly if it meant appearing to win an argument."

by Daniel Ponech July 23, 2005

ballocks

ballocks is spelt bollocks
definition:
testicles

Bollocks!
- Usually used as an alternative to 'Fuck!' or 'Shit!'

by k November 23, 2003

Cleveland Hot Air Balloon

(n) The act of, upon going ass to mouth, unknowingly receiving an enormous shart(a homogeneous fart-shit hybrid) into one's mouth with such power that it forcibly expands the lungs, filling them with a foul, toxic, and intensely unpleasant concoction. This leaves the victim gasping for fresh air while simultaneously expelling the hot shart from their mouth onto the ass of the shart donor, making them look as though they do not know how to properly wipe their own ass.

Jimmy gave me such a bad Cleveland Hot Air Balloon the other day that I ralphed it back into his asshole and called the police.

by UpperdeckerLeaver April 14, 2009

Bill O'Reilly

Douchbag. Twat. Sissy cunt.

Bill O'Reilly is a douchbag.

by T-Bone January 11, 2005

piss balloon

What uncut men can do if they wake up with a piss boner and pinch the end of their foreskin closed when pissing. The foreskin expands and becomes a piss balloon.

Best done in the shower, or over someone you either really hate or who finds watersports fun, as releasing the skin causes a real explosion of piss.

I had the usual morning piss boner, so I made a piss balloon on the way to the shower.

by rugbyman September 21, 2005

bill o'rielly

to interrupt someone with childish antics

I was bitching at my friend for being retarded, when he Bill O'Rielly'ed me by sticking his fingers in his ears and making loud childish noises to block out what I was saying.

by cor86 August 13, 2006