Bible Blocked

When a sexual encounter doesn't occur because one party is not allowed due to their religion.

I was about to fuck Kenisha until she bible blocked me.

by Chasebiaotch March 30, 2010

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bible belt

Hell, a place where all good things are banned, but are performed in excess by the people that banned them

I realized I was in bible belt hell when the preacher that lead the campaign to stay a dry county was arrested for DUI, having an eight ball, and a tranny hooker on his way to church to condemn all the evil sinners

by Paul S. W. September 11, 2006

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Bibbles

A term for a brother who is semi-retarded or dim witted.

i called bibbles on the phone and we are all set for draft night!

by Rumplenutz September 1, 2018

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Bible Adventures

Noun:

Often cited as one of the worst video games ever made, Bible Adventures was a 2D platforming title produced for the NES by the now infamous video game company Color Dreams while doing business under the name of "Wisdom Tree Software."

In truth, Bible Adventures was merely a sub-par NES game that probably would have faded away into pop culture oblivion were it not for the notoriety of its development house and one acutely humorous game play quirk that made it possible to drown baby Moses.

Otherwise destined to be forgotten, Bible Adventures thus endures - an immortal testament to the endless comic potential when religion, entertainment and capitalism collide.

"In my estimation, Episode II is the Bible Adventures of the silver screen."

"The plan was flawless, and the Pope himself made a huge blue hat out of the strangely colored Bible Adventures cartridges. He was happy his sheep were finally able to praise Jesus through three gloriously unplayable games on a single baby blue colored NES cartridge!" - Sean Baby

by Joshua B. Wright April 4, 2004

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smibbly bibbly

British for a television remote control, used especially in the West Midlands and East Midlands.

Marjorie I've lost the damn smibbly bibbly again.

by Ironslide July 8, 2010

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bible

1a: The holy book of the Christian religion.
1b: The sacred book of Judaism.

2: A very inspiring book in any particular field.

1: While "The Bible" is often used to refer solely to the Holy Book of the Christian religion, the world actually has several meanings. In fact a more accurate description could be to describe the Christian Bible as "A bible" or "The Christian Bible" rather than just "The Bible".

2: "Tennis For Dummies is my Personal Tennis Bible!"

by Save May 28, 2005

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