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Big Bertha

The fattest female teacher in every school who makes class entertaining by her comedic weight, but whom is completely unaware of the numerous jokes which occur reguarding her gargantuan size each lesson.

May also be a Bulgarian shot putter.
For example, in mathematics:
*Hannah calls Big Berta for help on a question*
Big Bertha then bends over to help Hannah with her problem. Upon noticing this, Jack calls to Boris and says "Boris, Hannah wants you," causing the unsuspecting Boris to look in the direction of Big Bertha's arse in its entirety. This is then rounded off with the majority of the class shouting "Whaaaaaay!" accompanied with many "wanker" hand gestures, leaving Boris feeling extremely stupid and traumatised by his experience.
by The Prophet Muhammad's mum November 28, 2009
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Brothe

I brothe it in.
by CiceroSyllabus October 23, 2009
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amen, brother

Source of possibly the most used Drum and Bass break ever, this song by The Winstons made for some of the best (particularly old-school) tracks ever. The high tempo of the original and the tight, compressed sound of the solo made for a natural break that moves the booties.
Oh, shit, he dropped amen! Head is bobbing.
by moift August 9, 2004
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undercover brother

About the best movie ever made
Dave Chapelle (conspiracy brother) is amazing

i love it
"This is a great day for black people of all races"

"I never trust the Kernel! Slaves cook that chicken." I dont want no 100 herbs, spices and jiblets!"

"If i wanted to hear something stupid I'd talk to this skinny black ass."

"Ha!, in your face, skinny, black HEY!"
by canino December 27, 2004
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The Reptilian Brotherhood

Dude 1: Dude are you part of the Reptilian Brotherhood?
Dude 2: What? Is that some satanic cult?
Dude 1: No, dude its what LeafyIsHeres fans are called
by For The Win May 5, 2016
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Brothaman

1. Someone who is down to earth, hilarious, and a relaxing fella to hang with.
2. The man with the plan is always a brothaman.
3. The dude you always wanna hang with and he wears some sick sambas or original blue converse.
Special-K is everyone's brothaman man, cus there ain't no man like tha motha fuckin' brothaman.
by Tha Brothaman's Brothaman December 18, 2008
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Big Brother Contestant

1) An exhibitionist and self-important grandiose person who cheapens the human race simply by existing.

2) Someone who is incredibly vapid and has no concept of reality or offers any kind of discernible value to society.

3) A cunt.

So named because of the antics of contestants of the UK version of the "popular" Channel Four reality television programme of the same name.
1) Person One: I've just applied to go on Big Brother so I can spout my half baked political philosophies and act like a tit by having a temper tantrum or being racist the name of entertainment. Oh, and I have a wacky name like Gizmotech or DJ Baztarrd.

Person Two: Oh, for fuck's sake.

2) Person One: I want to earn a soft porn modelling contact, bag a footballer and attempt to live off my grossly distorted peception of my own beauty for the rest of my life.

Person Two: As oddly eloquent as that sentence was, I think your best bet is to become a Big Brother Contestant. Or kill yourself. Now.

3) Person One: I just pushed that old lady in front of that bus then pimp slapped the taste from out of that small child's mouth.
Person Two: You're such a Big Brother Contestant.
by TheBionicMan July 30, 2009
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