bent spanner 

A bent spanner is a penis that is so long and bent out of shale that a person with a bent spanner can use it to touch their own anal cavity when erect.

My friend has a bent spanner

bent spanner by Ieatpineapple October 15, 2017

bent corner 

When your penis is halfway erect but not all there. However, it is not completely flaccid. It is simply bent.

Oh shit, I'm starting to get a bent corner from that girl over there, I hope she can't see.

bent corner by J.a_y May 29, 2018

Bent water 

When you get to drunk with the boys sometimes you become bent water.

Sa stop drinking that cranberry Smirnoff you’re gonna turn into bent water.

Bent water by Connytron December 21, 2020

Bent julians 

Pop Bags of cocaine specially meant to be zoostomped. Bent julians is the sister Iced Weep product, Bent julianos which is a usually .7 g bag of purp cocaine. Both give the sense of nostalgia to an outstanding and beautiful level.

"He brought Bent julians!"
"No way bro! This party just got cray cray!"

Bent julians by zoostompkate January 22, 2021

bent-Leeism 

To neither believe nor disbelieve something, but nevertheless find it highly unlikely the laws of nature were contravened. Based on a line spoken by Christopher Lee in The Gorgon (1964). A variant of Leeism.

Man #1: Surely you believe us?

Man #2: I neither believe it nor disbelieve it, but it is highly unlikely the laws of nature have been contravened.

Man# 1: I've had enough of your bent-Leeism!

bent-Leeism by landwehr34 March 9, 2022

bent plum out of shape 

when someone is extremely mad

He got bent plum out of shape because he made a joke.

bent plum out of shape by ranchworduser August 16, 2022

bent whore object 

Someone who gets fucked for fun and finds it funny to say that they can get sick anytime and or a pick me girl

Liberty is a bent whore object

bent whore object by Getbent69 December 9, 2022