Number One Bullshit

Coined by legendary UFC fighter Khabib Nurmagomedov. When you’re so frustrated about certain bullshit that you think that this bullshit is the biggest bullshit of all time. When this bullshit is bullshit at the highest level

“This is number one bullshit!”

by Tim12345678969 March 22, 2021

Bullshitize

To bullshit the well, shit; to have absolutely no idea what you are talking about yet convincing yourself and others that you do.

Zach: This totally blows! I only have 3 out of 5 pages I need for this essay!
Steve: Dude, you need to bullshitize two more pages and you'll be fine!
Zach: Great idea man!

by MysterySteve September 27, 2011

Bullshitable

Something that is able to be completed using bullshit.

That assignment was so bullshitable. I just faked a bunch of analysis and I got an A.

by Bouj November 22, 2011

Bullshittenfreude

When you do bullshit but it's so bullshit that you feel bad.

What a load of Bullshittenfreude!

by BleEthan July 11, 2022

sprouting bullshit

Originated from typos of "spouting bullshit", but later evolved into a word with a more intense connotation. It describes the act of one spouting bullshit to such a degree that it almost appears as if literal bullshit is sprouting out from their bodies.

Stop sprouting bullshit!

by QEbgs November 29, 2021

Freeze-dried Bullshit

Bullshit to the nth degree.

Did you hear Bill caught his girl creepin' with Doug?

Yeah, that's some freeze-dried bullshit there.

by Jilly Beane June 28, 2011

Last Minute Cancel Bullshit

When someone cancels on you last minute with a weak excuse. Very common among flaky people.

Scenario 1:
Brent "Hey Becki I'm almost there."

Becki "Oh sorry Brent, I can't hangout anymore. I have to go shopping with my friends mum"

Brent "Damn it Becki why do you always pull this last minute cancel bullshit!"
Scenario 2:
John"Oh hey Emily, I thought you were going out tonight?"
Emily"Nat pulled some last minute cancel bullshit on me. Said she had to wait in for her sisters parcel!"
John"Well that sucks, sorry mate"

by mrperson123 August 11, 2017