sluts before nuts

the exact opposite of bros before hoes, the unlikable guy who thinks sluts should come before nuts(the bros). Used to define a fuckboy player who goes for the girls instead of hanging out with the guys.

Timmy: Hey did you know Jason is bailing out on our only guys party for some chicks at the club?

Gregory: *sigh* sluts before nuts

by Awesomeszt July 22, 2017

lads before nads

Kind of like the saying bros before hoes except when your bro is gay

Lad 1: Damn, I could be eating Jake’s ass right now, but we bros have to stick together, lads before nads!

Lad 2: Thanks Kris!

by Rick Saccone March 13, 2018

Sugs before hugs

The belief that getting head comes before friendship with a woman

Chris is always trying to get laid, he clearly believes in sugs before hugs.

by German empire March 7, 2019

Booze before boobs

When you gotta ditch a chick to get some alcohol with your bros

"Yeah bro always go booze before boobs"

by Joey Schwartz March 26, 2019

last stop before lesbian

1. This commonly refers to the last boy a girl dates before she realizes she likes girls. This is often used in a kind-hearted way.
abbreviation: LSBL

Girl 1: I just ran into my ex boyfriend, Bob.

Girl 2: Oh, how was that?

Girl 1: It was awkward because I was with my girlfriend and he was my Last Stop Before Lesbian

by dontgiveuptheship May 17, 2013

snare the groundhog before your foundation is destroyed

to legally take care of a problem before it's too late or before the problem gets worse

if you have a house and a groundhog living under your front porch, you better snare the groundhog before your foundation is destroyed. In this scenario, this phrase IMHO is therefore more than just friendly advice.

by Sexydimma December 27, 2014

wrap it before you tap it

Put on a condom before you bang a chick, or a dude.

Jim: Hey, I just had sex with Wendy.
Jerome: Nice bro, did you wrap it before you tap it?
Jim: I'm not a dumbass, I use protection.

by qw3r1y August 21, 2022