Beets?

The act of questioning a friend if you would hook up with a certain girl.
Used in code in order to protect the true question. Can be said directly in front of girl.

"Beets??"
(Walking through the mall, and see a decent looking girl that you need approval of) You would say.....
'Hey bro, Beets?

by TheWhiteKnight January 6, 2008

Beersage

Using alcohol as a way to get a massage from someone you find hot or just because you need a good rub down. It could also be used as a way to get fucked.

Why don't you come over to my lair and get a beersage?

by dnizzle 69 September 8, 2009

Beeresta

beer·es·ta

noun

1. an event where one is party to intense amounts of beer drinking in a short time span, usually at break from work.
2. an event where one is party to intense amounts of beer drinking in a short time span during a reserved time for a siesta or a nap.

I hate today, I really need a beeresta before the next conference call

by Tsongas4Ever August 16, 2011

beertender

One who lies on their resume about having bartending experience, but in actuality can only open twist off beers.

Terry poured Canadian Club into someone's club soda, that's when we knew he was a beertender.

by @catfur June 28, 2012

steven-beets

A very thin, pencil-dick shaped body with no brain attatched inside of his head. He likes to fill his head (normally by the mouf) with dick to fill in place of his missing brain. So he fills his mouth with penis as much as possible. He gets an odd orgasmic sensation from wearing a flat-billed hat with logos he knows nothing about and loud music generally referring to old-school rappers of which he also knows nothing about. He also tries to surround himself with large women that remind him of his mother to make him feel better about his large ego and pencil-dick-like body. Thus making him appear as a pencil-dick-looking faggot.

Girl 1: Hey! There's someone looking at you from across the room.
Girl 2: Oooh, is he cute?!
Girl 1: Oh, no, it's just a Steven-Beets.

Girl 2: Oh, God, hide behind that trash can!

by MyNameIsJonas1 April 21, 2011

Beeresponsible

Lacking responsibility due to alcohol, mainly beer.

Maybe you shouldn't have been so beeresponsible!

by Jakeb Callahan August 20, 2010

Beersplosion

When someone is incited to laughter while drinking beer, causing said beer to usher forth from his mouth with great haste.

Lee was drinking from his beer when I told a joke, he laughed and had a beersplosion.

by scotchyscotchscotch December 4, 2010