beercation

Like a staycation. Except all you do is sit around and drink beer, because you cant afford to or rather not go anywhere

staycation ,vacation, pisstank , beercation

by MikeakaFatboy August 27, 2008

Beergasm

The climax a warm or agitated bottle of beer has shortly after the first sip. See Brewkakke

Whoa, It looks like Sam Adams just had a beergasm. Keep your Patriot/Brewers jizz off my mom's sofa.

by luvchowda April 1, 2009

Beertard

Drinking beer to the point that it dimishes your cognitive abilities.

Jimmy is a wicked cool whiskeysaurus and were a couple of beertards overhere.

by Little Miss S September 22, 2006

Beeracorn

When someone is sleeping with their shoes on you tape beer cans end to end and then duck tape it to their forehead. Creating the mythic "beeracorn."

Mike was sleeping with his shoes on again, so we made him into a beeracorn.

by BARNPARTIES January 18, 2009

beerja vu

The act of drinking a beer that you did not believe you'd ever tasted before, only to realize at some point while drinking it that you have, in fact, had that beer before. This is not to be confused with drinking a beer blindly and realizing what it is. It is the act of tasting a beer, with full knowledge of what kind it is, but with the belief that it was one you'd never had before.

This happens frequently to beer geeks who either keep poor tasting notes, are forgetful, or who just drink too much beer.

That beer sounds good, let me try that. (sips) Holy beerja vu! I've had this beer before, it's one of my favorites! Wow, how did I forget about this one?

by RyaMer November 7, 2009

beeraucrat

Someone who takes control of the alcohol supply at a party in order to gain popularity, or in order to save the best beers and cocktails for himself and his friends.

This includes hostile take over of the keg tap.

Who did that a**hole think he was, blocking the fridge so only he could hand the beer out? There was Mirror Pond in there and he gave me a @#$% Natural Ice!

Oh, he's a beeraucrat. He's a buddy of mine. Look, he gave me a quart of Guinness Stout.

by iconoguy July 9, 2010

Beeracle

A miraculous outcome acheived after performing an act while drunk on beer that you would not have performed sober

Thom, a seasoned Hacklete, was pushed down the stairs by his arch nemesis Sally after 14 tins of Tenants (Thom is from Glasgow). In his drunken state he descended the 32.5 steps like a rag doll. It was a beeracle he didn't break a bone.

by Vegan McFlurry November 13, 2014