Wicked Witch

An explosive, messy bowel movement occurring when you are exceptionally intoxicated on drugs or alcohol. Often occurs suddenly and does not require consciousness.
Tom realized the wicked witch was coming too late to find a proper toilet.
Sally walked in her bathroom and suddenly realized the wicked witch had visited it the night before.
See also Wicked Witching, The Wicked Witch of the West, The Wicked Witch of the East
by @WhoaBigBill January 27, 2018
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witch trials

A collective group of the dumbest ass people u will ever know accusing bullshit left and right. This is a time where logic is bent over a table and brutally raped and common sense has not yet been invented
by Erdergererer April 09, 2014
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Witch Box

An iPhone or other wireless hand-held device whose powers one might once have attributed to sorcery.
"Can you use your Witch Box to find the name of this band's new album for me? I would do it myself, but I'm worried I might hit the wrong key and upset the tiny homunculus living inside of it."
by joejreed August 25, 2009
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witch cake

a type of cake made to tell if a person is a witch. Made by taking the urine of a suspected witch and mixing it with some sort of wheat... baking it and feeding it to a dog. The dog is then observed to see if he has the same symptoms of the suspected witch. Mainly used in Salem Village in the 1600s to test people being accused of witchcraft. Originated in england.
George: Man i just broke up with her... I think she's totally a witch.

Random Guy: DUDE!!! get her piss we can make a witch cake!!!
by Tutor January 25, 2008
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witch-blader

someone who goes around knifing their enemies in call of duty modern warfare 2
damn i just got assassinated by that crab infested blue berry twat waffle witch-blader
by jaimeCOMC March 16, 2010
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witch girl

Home County's {of southern england} slang for the term given to strange young females that dress inappropriately to be socially viable in most situations bar halloween and events as such. Known to wear items such as curtains, bed quilts, table cloths, and to move move around occasionally on wheels. Facial depictions often include gaunt expressions and pointy features as well as strange abstract hairstyles.
" chill out mate, make sure you bring your crucifix, that witch girl is about..."
by Adolf Hotstuffitler January 05, 2010
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