bastard saturday 

Any Sunday night that falls before a Monday holiday. The Wednesday before thanksgiving is bastard Friday. The Fourth of July can cause various illegitimate weekend days.

In the case of a Monday holiday. The Sunday night before becomes an illegitimate non work night. Or bastard Saturday.

bastard saturday by Pummill December 5, 2018

Bastard SZN 

When the boys are just acting completely radical and no fucks are given. When the boys pound brew.

We have 2 cases here boys, it’s BASTARD SZN.

All the bastards are in one room, it’s so BASTARD SZN!!!

Henry: Yo what szn is it?
Cale: Dude it’s BASTARD SZN!
Henry: You’re such a bastard Cale

Bastard SZN by He’ll yeah boys October 15, 2019

bastard father 

A bastard father is a father that’s is letting the family go to shit

“Did you hear what John did with the last welfare check”, “what a bastard father”

bastard father by Weckfe November 8, 2019

bastard ass shithead 

Anyone named John

Hey did you meet that bastard ass shithead.

bastard ass shithead by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj July 15, 2022

Bastard gas 

A bastard gas is a stupid gas that is good for almost nothing because it can’t be used for cooking or turning on grills. Butane is not a bastard gas. Pentane is a bastard gas. 1-Pentene is a bastard gas. Isopentane is a bastard gas. Ethyl chloride is a bastard gas with a boiling point of 54.14°F 12.3°C. Ethanol is a bastard gas. Anything flammable chemical with a boiling point of 54.14°F 12.3°C or higher, or any non flammable chemical is a bastard gas. If it's a liquid at standard room temperature (68°F-77°F, 20°C-25°C) and pressure (1 atmosphere), it's definitely a bastard gas. Some "Bastard gases" make great solvents in the laboratory for extraction or chemical reactions.

Pentane is a bastard gas. It's boiling point of 96.98°F (36.1°C) makes it a liquid at room temperature and useless for gas grilling and refilling butane lighters.

Hank: Bobby! Stop playing around with that bastard gas pentane and help me hook up the butane to the gas grill, since they didn't have propane.

Bastard gas by HawaiianPunch1 September 9, 2023

Bastard gas 

A bastard gas is a stupid gas that is good for almost nothing because it can’t be used for cooking or turning on grills. Butane is not a bastard gas. Pentane is a bastard gas. 1-Pentene is a bastard gas. Isopentane is a bastard gas. Ethyl chloride is a bastard gas with a boiling point of 54.14°F 12.3°C. Ethanol is a bastard gas. Anything flammable chemical with a point of 54.14°F 12.3°C or higher, or any non flammable chemical is a bastard gas. If it's a liquid at standard room temperature (68°F-77°F, 20°C-25°C) and pressure (1 atmosphere), it's definitely a bastard gas. Some "Bastard gases" make great solvents in the laboratory for extraction or chemical reactions. 2-Pentene is a bastard gas.

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Pentane is a bastard gas. It's boiling point of 96.98°F (36.1°C) makes it a liquid at room temperature and useless for gas grilling and refilling butane lighters.

Hank: Bobby! Stop playing around with that bastard gas pentane and help me hook up the butane to the gas grill, since they didn't have propane.

Bastard gas by HawaiianPunch1 September 9, 2023

bastard rule 

Used to settle a shotgun dispute, called by the driver. Challenging parties then fight, winner takes shotgun, loser gets the back seat.

Passenger 1: Shotgun!
Passenger 2: Bullshit I called it!
Passenger 1: Fuck off!
Driver: BASTARD RULE!!!

bastard rule by Robbo351 December 6, 2006