sam bass

Sam Bass is the banger of the century. What ever women he has sex with, their lives are changed forever, especially their vaginas. Plus he has a giant penis.

I had sex with Sam Bass last night and my vagina will be numb for months.

by Epic Jew May 20, 2014

bass out

1. Studying extremely hard for a test 10 weeks in advance, ignoring basic human instincts such as hunger.

2. Studying hard for mediocre results.

Man, I gotta bass out, but I'm prob going to get a bad grade anyways.

by leeeet March 12, 2008

bass sax

the second to lowest sax. Its the most awsome (right next to bari) To bad you can't play it if your under 5 feet tall :-)

Person:What saxaphone do you want to play?
Elf: the awsomous bass sax
Person: sorry you must be 5 feet tall or have a lot of phonebooks
Elf: (really mad)

by cg1401 May 27, 2007

String Bass

A large string instrument which plays very low tones and is, colloquially put, a bitch to carry around. The bass players have one of the hardest jobs in an orchestra, because they must keep a steady beat (to prevent the violins from speeding up or slowing down), but they must also change their tempo if the violins ignore their beat. The strings are usually tuned E, A, D, and G, in ascending order.

Sam: "Do I get to park in a handicapped parking spot because I have to carry a bass around?"

David: "No."

Sam: "Well, I should."

David: "Yeah. It's hard work, but playing string bass is awesome."

Sam: "Indeed."

by therealrustyspork October 11, 2009

lance bass

nsync member that on July 26, 2006 revealed he was gay. WHAT A HUGE FUCKING SHOCK! You know what else? Cars need gas to run!

anyone that didn't already know lance bass was gay is a moron.

by Adrian July 27, 2006

sea bass

Cam Neely's character in "Dumb and Dumber". He spits in Harry's burger and then is tricked into buying Harry and Lloyd lunch. Later on March 25, 2:15 am sharp he bumps into Lloyd at a truck stop for man love.

"Kick his ass Sea Bass"

by Hrsmndpg April 25, 2006

bass clarinet

100 million times better than the clarinet. Looks like a saxaphone, but better. A heavy instrument that requires harness or neckstrap. reletive of the clarinet.

boy 1: i play the bass clarinet
boy 2:i play the clarinet
boy 1:your'e gay

by andrew August 10, 2004