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Base War

Addable points of the touching, grazing, fondling, groping, and/or slapping of one's "bases". The bases consist of:

first base-mouth
second base-bosom/pec

third base-outer genitalia
fourth base-bottom (outer cheek only)
fifth base-rectum entry
home run- vaginal entry
grand slam-third base to third base conact (also known as sexual intercourse, should only be used in dyer circumstances)
Each base equals the number of points equal to the base. (i.e. first base= 1 point). The points for home run and grand slam are dependent on the harshness of the play.
Female player 1 yells "Base War" and within moments comes into contact with Female player 2's bosum. Player one is rewarded one point.
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base humour

A strand of humour which is juvenile, puerile, and base—the kind normally expected of a manchester united fan, for example.
Dan's a united fan, he only gets base humour.
by LFCX6 November 20, 2019
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Base Moron

Donald Trumps Base of Supporters. An American (citizen) traitor who sold their soul, faith, religion, intelligence, critical thinking skills, honor, respect, and allegiance to Donald Trump; A Base Moron.
Look at that bunch of Base Morons. They turned on their own democracy after falling into the black and bottomless pit that is the Trump conspiracy machine, they are Base Morons.

Those traitors to our democracy are Trump Base Morons.

Those people believe in Q or qanon and are clearly Base Morons.
by The Voice ofAmericanDemocracy January 11, 2021
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Base Line Nerd Osmosis

The inescapable general baseline knowledge of fandoms even if you are not technically a part of the fandom, that you gained from being a nerd and talking to other nerds.
Person 1: How did you know so much about Doctor Who?
Person 2: Oh that, I got it from Base Line Nerd Osmosis with my sister.
by Human____404 February 20, 2021
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base head

You guys want some cheeseburgers? I got it from that basehead.
by nokianinja October 7, 2002
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base-layer

when packing a bowl, the packer lays a few small nugs of mystery-nug greens underneath the rest of the bowl.
"hey man, i didnt get to smoke that bowl of mystery-nug."
~"its cool....ill base-layer this next bowl."~
by justin wheeler August 25, 2006
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base jerk

Similar to base jumping, exept this is when you masterbate off a ledge.
Marty was so extatic about his climb, he base jerked over the edge.
by Jason_10 February 3, 2008
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