Rachel was plucking the old banjo last night while I was driving. I almost wrecked as I nutted though a res light.
I paid that whore $5 to get me off. She was plucking the old banjo so hard o think she tore it near the helmet. It’s killing me.
I paid that whore $5 to get me off. She was plucking the old banjo so hard o think she tore it near the helmet. It’s killing me.
by Eaton Holgoode October 15, 2018
Get the Plucking the old Banjomug. Whilst fucking your woman in the corn hole from behind in the standing position, grab her leg, lift it and support it like a banjo, using your free fingers to strum her va-jay jay lips and clit. It is sure to be a crowd pleaser!
My woman wasn't sure about anal, until I gave her a Blue Springs Banjo. Now I'm gettin' anal everyday!
by sucka foos August 22, 2009
Get the Blue Springs Banjomug. by MamaCA December 17, 2006
Get the Left-Handed Banjomug. by FatassC June 3, 2019
Get the Bussin out the banjomug. A form of masturbation popular in the deep south of the USA, parts of Australia, Yorkshire and Shaw (see gorby).
Boy, you sure look like a hog, I wonder if you squeal like one. Sooooo-weeeee. Now play mah willy banjo.
by The Strut October 12, 2004
Get the play the willy banjomug. Barbara's boyfriend couldn't make it that night, and with her being horny, she had to resort to playing the invisible banjo.
by darfieldboy June 8, 2011
Get the Playing the Invisible banjomug. by FMFlex2 November 11, 2005
Get the twang her banjomug.