band geek

Person who:
1. plays one or more musical instruments well (see bisectional)
2. eats, lives, sleeps in bandroom
3. considers band the most important class of day and frequently skips other classes to go to it
4. Has CPS (chronic playing syndrome) but does not suffer, rather enjoys every minute
5. Dates exclusivly band (or other musical: e.g. chorus) people
6. Understands band jokes
7. 99% chance of a horribly peverted mind
8. Worships band director/ drum major as god/jesus
9. Is in marching band and loves it more than life itself
10. has seen a lot of the other people in band and guard
11. IS INCREDIBLY AWESOME/COOL!

I am a band geek. I play in 3 ensembles I'm bisectional.

by God himself January 28, 2005

Naked Brothers Band

A band full of faggots who have no talent whatsoever. They are 12 year olds and in the show, they act like adults in adult situations. They think they rock and they fit into the music scene. They're really just a bunch of high-pitched fudge packers that squeal when they sing. They're Nickelodeon's exclusive band, kinda like that one slut, Hannah Montana, who is the Disney channel's band.

The members of the Naked Brothers Band have literally been caught naked together in their Hotel bed.

Listener: That's no suprise, I always knew they were homos.

by Wasabimoto April 1, 2007

band geek

People who are in band and enjoy it very much. They hang out in the band room and band makes their school year. They think about band alot and enjoy practing their instruments. Can be very preverted at times but dont take anything very serious. Like to use "in your pants" and "your mom"

Wow look at those band geeks marching on that field

by Flute Fizzle June 19, 2006

Rock Band

Annoying the hell out of neighbors since 2007.

Does the guy next door playing Rock Band really think he can sing because it just sounds like someone is dying over there. And the drums... oh the drums... Can someone just shoot me in the face and end it already?

by Steve martin321 February 16, 2009

Band Hall

The most awesome place in the universe. Band geeks live here. They eat, sleep, and change their clothes, play instruments, sing show music, and talk about marching band. Some making out is inevitable. Band lockers line the walls filled with hacky sacks, water bottles, spare clothes, food, instruments, sun block, music, awesome socks, and everything else necessary for life as a band geek. Most band geeks will spend around an hour here before and after school. It is the highlight of their social life.

Mom: Why do you get to school an hour before it starts?
Band Geek: I have to play hacky sack, hit some drummers, and hang with my section in the band hall! Duh

Band Geek 1: Where are your pants?
Band Geek 2: I don't know, I took them off a while ago to change and forgot what I was doing when I joined an epic voice rendition of the show.
Band Geek 1: Wow. That is a fail so epic it is almost a win.

by arual21 June 20, 2009

get baked

Smoking a larger than normal quantity of marijuana, usually resulting in a good few hours of laziness, desire to eat fast food (or junk food) and/or fall asleep.

"Hey dude, want to get baked tonight?"

by Edouard September 4, 2008

Rubber band pussy

A phenomenal pussy that never gets loose and is able to expand to any size when something is inserted into it and once the object is removed the pussy goes back to it's natural size and tightness

*John sticks a two liter coke bottle in kathy's pussy then pulls it out an watches her pussy instantly shrink back to it's normal size*

John: damn girl u really do got a rubber band pussy

Kathy: teehee

by Black kkk meber August 7, 2011