GAF Backwards

A term used to describe a friend as a fag where discretion is necessary.

Jeff, your a gaf backwards!

by Ithor March 3, 2009

backwards racism

Thise maybe tough to understand but help me out here. Backwards racism is when a race (usually white people) is shown no "special" treatment. As in they are considered basic and therefore have no heritage etc... Don't believe me? Think about this:ever see any sort of heritage events for white people? Ever see any sort of special clubs at school for white people? If you try to start a club and they ask what you are, white won't be an answer. White is considered the basic and therefore deserves nothing extra. Another thing, if a white person says something like nigger or even black guy, he's racist, yet white boy is as bad as those two, considered normal. White people are a race and should be treated like one.

White people are to race as white is to color:how many times have you heard someone say:white isn't a color?

by GoGiants August 26, 2005

backwards apple

You need a mangina. This is basically an inverted dick, like a vag, but with no uterus or any of that shit. First, you reach into your ass and pull on your prostate gland, which, pulled with enough force, will cause your cock to come out of your ass. Then, you do a guy in the ass--from the ass.

Hannah V will give you a backwards apple if you don't watch your ass.

by Kaiser Wilhelm March 29, 2005

Halfass Backwards

Used to describe a situation that makes no sense at all.
Used to describe something that was completed halfass and completely backwards.

Also, a BLoG created by Ego. HalfassBackwards.com

The world is such a Halfass Backwards place that I choose to visit HalfassBackwards.com for a good laugh.

by HalfassBackwards.com April 21, 2009

Fuck me running backwards with a chainsaw up my ass

An expression of utter disbelief at how messed up a situation has become. Note there is an ASL sign for this term. With your left hand hold your index and middle fingers down with all other fingers curled up, a sort of upside down peace sign. with your right hand make the same sign with the fingers pointing up, but together. With an arcing swing, bring the right fingers into the "crotch" of the left fingers "legs". Then with both hands still locked, shake them briefly as you move them from left to right, as if the figure was running backwards, with the chainsaw still stuck in its ass.

Well, just fuck me running backwards with a chainsaw up my ass.

by Skandranon July 19, 2011

backwards apple

The most offensive thing you could possibly describe as a sexual act. I won't even go into it.

Last night Steve gave Brenda the old backwards apple.

by Henry January 2, 2005

Ass Hat Backwards

Used to describe something that is of a high stupidity that it makes ass hats normal by comparison.

"John your idea of how babies are born is just Ass Hat Backwards."

by The lord of the nukems May 2, 2012