Why don't you bring Crystal next time?
She's my breast friend, so I'm perpetually stuck in the friend zone. She'll probably leave with some asshole, after I paid for everything.
She's my breast friend, so I'm perpetually stuck in the friend zone. She'll probably leave with some asshole, after I paid for everything.
by Chr1sDalt0n October 21, 2020
Get the Breast friendmug. 1. A price quoted solely for women displaying large breasts.
2. A discount offered- often proportionate to the cup size.
3. A price often better than the stated best price available, also typically paired with "breast service."
2. A discount offered- often proportionate to the cup size.
3. A price often better than the stated best price available, also typically paired with "breast service."
Tom- "I bought these apples today for $5 from the market; I really think I got them for the best price."
Suzie- "You may have received the 'best price,' but I was given the breast price of $3.50."
Suzie- "You may have received the 'best price,' but I was given the breast price of $3.50."
by Slyniti November 6, 2012
Get the Breast Pricemug. the art of flipping or swiping with at least 4 fingers of contact on another man’s breasticles. this can be done, either catching them off guard, or pinning them down and flipping:
by claxby March 11, 2019
Get the breast flipmug. by Junior January 5, 2004
Get the large breastedmug. The bruise a woman gets when she attaches a swedish penis pump to her breast and engages in oral activities.
by Chris M. Thompson September 12, 2005
Get the breast muffinmug. Much like going commando, when women don't wear a bra. A lot like when guys go free balling when they don't wear underwear.
guy 1: Daaaaamn look at those boulders!
guy 2: wow, talk about tera-flop.. she must be free breasting
guy 2: wow, talk about tera-flop.. she must be free breasting
by T.J. Dubz May 27, 2009
Get the Free Breastingmug. An old interrogation and torture device: basically a set of tongs with two pairs of big claws.
Red-hot or ice-cold, they tore to shreds the breasts of countless women who were convicted of heresy, adultery, self-induced abortion, erotic white magic, or some other crime.
Often, one breast of an unmarried mother would be subjected to this agony.
Red-hot or ice-cold, they tore to shreds the breasts of countless women who were convicted of heresy, adultery, self-induced abortion, erotic white magic, or some other crime.
Often, one breast of an unmarried mother would be subjected to this agony.
“'Are they ready?!' one of the women called over to the oven. 'Ready!' a burly, middle-aged man answered, wielding a pair of breast rippers! The torturers stood and watched with glee!
The red-hot pinchers jabbed deep into the flesh of the right breast of Britney Spears, searing her. She squawked like a parrot as the man suddenly yanked the tongs away! The implant fell away as the breast tore, the sac bursting on the stone floor!"
The red-hot pinchers jabbed deep into the flesh of the right breast of Britney Spears, searing her. She squawked like a parrot as the man suddenly yanked the tongs away! The implant fell away as the breast tore, the sac bursting on the stone floor!"
by Lorelili March 25, 2005
Get the breast rippermug.