Beached Panda

a beast at video games even though he is very new to them

man 1 : watcha playin
man 2: black ops with ruben, this guy is a beached panda!!!

by OZNEROL July 25, 2011

bleachers quarterback

A fierce, know-all football barracker who probably couldn't take the simplest catch himself, but freely sprouts advice as if he is a super star. (1950s)

The game was spoiled by some idiot bleachers quarterback sitting right behind us. He didn't shut up for the entire game.

by G Schymkiw October 25, 2014

bleacher lizard

Girls that distract guys when they are trying to pay attention to a game or an activity that is happening (basketball,?wrestling, football,etc..)

Sarah:"eww look at those girls."
Jen:" ya thier bleacher lizards."

by Jloop January 23, 2017

Bleachers

synonym for words like slum, gutter, etc.

The word is mostly used by SoundCloud rapper "6 Dogs" in his songs.

"I was in the bleachers" - 6 Dogs in "Faygo Dreams"
"Was in the bleachers, now you know i'm shot-calling" - 6 Dogs in "Flossing"

"Yea bro! I'm came from the bleachers , now i'm balling like a bitch, motherfuck a price"

by MART938G April 4, 2017

Beached Whale

A fat tub-o-lard that loves getting in the way of others. The world would be way better without these disgraces.

My friend Corbyn is basically a beached whale

by SpookyGhosteroni May 18, 2017

Beached a bitch

When you throw sand on a bitch

I was fucking a chick in Alaska but I wanted that sunny cali feel so I beached a bitch

by \m/ ( >.< ) \m/ July 30, 2017

beached whale

Ally silva

Hey you know that beached whale "ya ally silva" hahahahH

by Billyjeanig12345 August 23, 2017