Bert's Bumble Snitchel refers to the closest eatery and easiest option for food after smoking the compraz. Originated from Ann Arbor's 'blue apple'.
by J Bro Chill January 31, 2009
Get the Bert's Bumble Snitchelmug. by Mechajuarez August 20, 2012
Get the Big Bad Bertmug. Simply, its where one places an apple pie (Favorably, the Kipling variety is used) over the receiving chaps anus, and begins anal intercourse with the said arsehole essentially crumbling up the apple pie over the rectal passage. The end resulting jizzy pooey apple crumble is then shared, A delacasy in certain parts of the world.
The act is not strictly kept to the gay community however, no known documentation of women trying Bert's Apple Crumble have been found.
The act is not strictly kept to the gay community however, no known documentation of women trying Bert's Apple Crumble have been found.
Mikey the stand in drummer had never tried Bert's Apple crumble before, he was delighted at what him and the rest of the boys had created after a homo-erotic band practice.
by Lazlo Toots August 26, 2008
Get the Bert's Apple Crumblemug. "Circle me Bert" is a popular sign slogan that can be found frequently during Minnesota Twins baseball games. Fans hold up the sign (Usually having something like "It's my birthday! Circle me, bert!), and hope that their sign will be circled.
by Torched Matchstick November 13, 2011
Get the Circle Me Bertmug. One of the worst lead singers in a band besides Gerard Way from My Chemical Romance. Bert McCracken looks like he smells.I wouldn't be surprised if he did. He is the lead singer for one of the worst bands in the world,The Used. The dude is on so much drugs that he can't sit down and be interviewed like a normal person should be.
There is rumors that Bert and Gerard had or are in a relationship. Neither one of them have denyed it.
There is rumors that Bert and Gerard had or are in a relationship. Neither one of them have denyed it.
Some random girl-ISN'T BERT McCRACKEN A SEXY BEAST!!!!!11111
Me-He is about as sexy as a piece of shit.
Me-He is about as sexy as a piece of shit.
by SLJ July 28, 2008
Get the Bert McCrackenmug. a stupid school where all the teachers pick favorites and the duties will look for any excuse to put you in the office or even to say you name and make you think that you're in trouble
bert bowes junior secondary school's
teacher #1 : hey im gonna give this kid an A just because i feel like it.
teacher #2 : what about this kid?
Duty : ya that kid was walking down the hall during lunch so i sent him down to the office... you should fail him
Teacher#1: hey thats a good idea!
teacher #1 : hey im gonna give this kid an A just because i feel like it.
teacher #2 : what about this kid?
Duty : ya that kid was walking down the hall during lunch so i sent him down to the office... you should fail him
Teacher#1: hey thats a good idea!
by i can't wait to graduate June 10, 2009
Get the Bert Bowes Junior Secondary Schoolmug. A Bert is a short hobbit with a huge penis. He's not bad looking but he's autistic and give you cancer. He's Asian so don't piss him off he'll use Asian magic or swords to kill yo bitch ass
by Your God July 12, 2017
Get the Bertmug.