Beaster

A party held on the Saturday before Easter. Usually involves drinking Beast (Milwaukee's Best) and a Beaster Egg hunt:

Hidden cans of beer that you must finish before moving on to the next, or bottles filled with mystery beers and shots that are numbered, so at the end you can find out what you drank.

This tradition originated in Berks County, Pa in 2003.

Happy Beaster" or "Did you hear she got knocked up at Beaster last month?

by The Originator of Beaster May 10, 2011

Brown Boy Blasted

The equivalent of "White Boy Wasted", but rather is used for brown (middle-eastern) males. This term implies that this brown boy has consumed an excessive amount of alcohol and is heavily under the influence.

Hasan: Yo wana get drunk tonight?
Mohammed: Hell yea bro, we are about to get brown boy blasted

by comicalgenius111 September 18, 2012

rosy breasted mattress thrasher

Anyone individual of the species of caucasian female homo sapiens with a particularly large libido and mammary glands.

We went to the bar, and saw a flock of rosy breasted mattress thrashers partaking in a mating display.

by b-luv907 May 18, 2010

blasted ass

farting

who blasted ass in here?

by HumanXtinction August 20, 2011

double breasted

Street terminology for a person addicted to both crack cocaine and heroin at the same time.

He buyin' rocks AND blows because he do BOTH.....He's double breasted, man!

by Macktackular Chi Town Po Po October 2, 2007

Beastest

The best in bed. (a beast in bed)

Did you hear Kevin is the beastest in bed?

by kpho September 23, 2010

devil-breasted mattress thatcher

1. slang for a common whore of the Old West. 2. a subtle term for addressing modern whores who get confused when unfamiliar words are used.

man: "Hey, devil-breasted mattress thatcher, what did I tell you about putting your skeezy hands on me?"
ho: "Huh?"
man: "Exactly. Make like a tree and piss off."

by Kristopher Smith June 12, 2007