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Barbie-wrapped 

"Barbie wrapped" describes any item that is so thoroughly sealed, tied, welded, twistied, taped, glued, and sewn into its plastic packaging that a normal human being can't get it out without several hours, numerous sharp implements, two power tools, and a box of Band-Aids.
I tried to put together that RaptorGizmoTron after my kid went to sleep, but it was so Barbie-wrapped that I ended up in the ER getting stitches instead.
Barbie-wrapped by Duxall Inarow December 18, 2010

Barbie Freaker 

Barbie freakers are easy girls that are often found at punk shows. They wear too much makeup and pretend to like punk to hook up with punk guys in the bathroom. They are fake like barbies, but freaky because they have blacks clothes, eyeliner and hair. They exist because there are not enough real punk chicks.
"Blow up the barbie freakers!"

Punk guy 1: "I haven't gotten laid in weeks"
Punk guy 2: "Why don't you tell that barbie freaker that you're in a band and take her to the bathroom?"
Punk guy 2: "Because, I don't want herpes."

Barbie you're chinese 

A mini male doberman pinscher who looks chinese. May or may not have an abnormally sized cock
hey look it's barbie. Wow! look at that massive cock. BARBIE YOU'RE CHINESEEEEEEEEEEEEE

barbie girl 

a girl that looks like barbie
some person: wow thats a barbie girl
some other person: bitch
barbie girl by mr happys hat July 31, 2005

barbie-the-Barbie 

1. In noun form, this word refers to a "roast" or putting-down of an abnormally attractive and cheery person by and for the entertainment of others.

2. In verb form, it means to participate in the act described above.
1. You're saying that my hair is blindingly blond, she's saying that I'm so happy it's depressing...what is this, a barbie-the-Barbie?!?

2. Just look at her, she thinks she's so cool with her sparkling teeth and boots with the fur...ladies, time to barbie-the-Barbie.
barbie-the-Barbie by Astrapto September 10, 2011

Barbie Doll 

A Caucasian female with blonde,brown,red,or black hair. Mostly blonde. Occosianly slutty, with perfect body. Goes with Ken dolls.

Little girls (or boys) play with Barbies.
Girl 1: "Hey! Look at my new Baseball Barbie!"
Girl 2: "My Prom Barbie is WAAAY better then yours!"
Mom: "Now, now! Play nice!"
Barbie Doll by Grace April 3, 2005