the epitome of awkwardness, the in awkward social situations, hold your right hand close to your right boob as if you were holding a balloon, with your eyes wandering aimlessly around the room, as if you were looking for something (you might need to turn around or look under your feet for the full effect)and making strange facial expressions. DO NOT SAY ANYTHING. if you are with your friends, you can pass out balloons and be an awkward balloon salesman.
by Curly McCurls November 17, 2009
Get the Awkward Balloon mug.During an awkward moment, this hand gesture is used to mark the situation as awkward, and, depending on the situation, makes it more awkward or clears the air. The awkward turtle is made by putting one hand on top of the other with the thumbs sticking outward and rotating forward. The speed of the rotating thumbs depends on the degree of awkwardness.
by <3 curse of curves <3 June 17, 2007
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A game in which your goal is to make other players feel uncomfortable by touching them in awkward ways. Best to play with members of the same sex so that you can find who is comfortable with their own sexuality.
Awkward game: Walk up to a friend and grope him between the legs, if he flinches he looses, if he stands there it becomes his turn to attempt to make you feel uncomfortable.
by Daniel Orr February 18, 2008
Get the awkward game mug.The most bullshit award show on the planet.Most of the time,they always let the wrong people win,who doesn't deserve an ounce of respect..and left the deserving ones in the corner.Awards show who don't know shit about music and the viewers at home are choked at the results.The grammy members who decides for winners need to be murdered,and needs to go back to a music school.
why did amy winehouse won the grammy awards for the best new artist? taylor swift deserved it much better
by Mikja January 7, 2009
Get the GRAMMY AWARDS mug.In a case of an awkward situation, just bust out an awkward porcupine and everything will be alright.
To whip this out first
interlock your fingers
then shoot your interlocked fingers up so they are still interlocked but straight like a porcupine.
While you make this transition make a "swuieesh" sound
To whip this out first
interlock your fingers
then shoot your interlocked fingers up so they are still interlocked but straight like a porcupine.
While you make this transition make a "swuieesh" sound
When Kyle accidentaly mentioned that he had a third nipple and he was really a girl his friends went silent; his friend scott busted out an awkward porcupine. Everyone started cracking up totally forgetin this new info about Kyle
by big woody December 30, 2007
Get the awkward porcupine mug.The annoying box underneath your Facebook profile underneath your picture. People tend to put awkward lyrics that they believe "define them." Others put inside jokes that would only make sense to one other person. Facebook Stalkers are often made uncomfortable by what's in them.
Stalker 1: Hey did you see the lyrics in Joe's awkward box.
Stalker 2: Yeah it weirded me out.
Stalker 1: Dido.
Stalker 1: Her awkward box says "My body is a weapon. Whachaw! Karate move."
Stalker 2: Well that's awkward.
Stalker 2: Yeah it weirded me out.
Stalker 1: Dido.
Stalker 1: Her awkward box says "My body is a weapon. Whachaw! Karate move."
Stalker 2: Well that's awkward.
by awkwardlife December 29, 2009
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Relationship Awkwardness happens when your sitting next to your wife and a Victorias Secret comercial comes on and you can't look away
by wikipedia guy October 25, 2010
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