ham

An attractive female with a big round ass and/or voluptuous breasts.
"That girls ham" "She's hot, but she ain't ham"
by tryin2hard February 28, 2009
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Ham

1. The new 'sac.' Used by a cultish group of DC-area linguists to supplement (some whisper "replace") the old mainstay: "sac."

2. An actual ham. Used in a derogatory fashion, as many of the group's core membership are vegetarians.

3. Stacy.

4. A greeting or salutation.
"How's your ham?"
"Just fine. How's your sac?"
by RR & TO, Linguistic Innovators February 25, 2008
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Ham

by alhambra July 29, 2006
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Although some *cough cough nat cough cough* believe this to be part of a chicken or turkey, in reality it is part of the pig. We must look past such triffles and errors and realize that whats really important is freindship. In this busy day it is often commonplace to forget to let people know how greatful you are for them. Incase ive never expressed it before, to thou who thinks ham is turkey, thanks for being such a good freind :)
"Mikey, did you know that ham is really pig and not a part of chicken or turkey"
"Nat.... your soo dunzooooo... dont worry ill still be your friend!"
by dunzooo November 17, 2005
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HAM

a Hot A$$ Mess; when something is or looks terrible
by emjaye1205 November 23, 2010
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Ham

a simplified way of stating that something is sweet, cool, rad, or awesome. It is also loosely used for the object known as a 'Conveyor Belt' .
Where'd you get dem Nikes? Damn those are ham!
by tonyrave69696969696 March 24, 2010
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