Dirty Aspen

When a guy is giving head to another male, and gags on the cock. Causing him to vomit everywhere. Then the other male proceeds by getting him up the anus.

Aspen was giving Marco head and they had a Dirty Aspen.

by DirtyTiffney! August 6, 2009

Ashen

The dry condition black folks' skin gets in when they need some lotion.

Dayum I gettin all ashen. I need some Vasaline Intensive Care.

by arrow_keys September 27, 2005

Aspen Loeffler

An amazing, beautiful person who deserves no hate. She is not a attention seeking whore. Why dont we "fans " who hate her are horrible and dont know anything so stop hating on her cause she deserves the world.

person 1: wow who's that?

Person 2 : that Aspen loeffler and shes amazing!

by Lolonikki October 18, 2018

Asiten

When a situation is so ridiculously foolish that asinine does not properly describe it; the situation is asiten. Usually requires a 2/3 majority agreement amongst friends to elevate a situation from asinine to a level of asiten.

Friend 1 I just got a parking ticket 10 minutes after receiving a speeding ticket. This is asinine!
Friend 2 Bullshit; this is asinten!
Friend 3 All those in favor of asiten for this situation say I.

by catalpa_slang March 27, 2011

Ascension Quality

Very Shitty quality

That noname brand is Ascension Quality

by A Q man May 17, 2011

Aspen

The most funny, wholesome, beautiful girl you will ever meet. Easy to befriend, loving, easy to talk to. Whether it's an online or real friendship you have with her, you will always feel yourself smiling at whatever she says. She wont ever hesitate to make your day, and will always be at your side.

Aspen? Of course i've heard of her. Everyone loves how amazing and kind she is. She's not a plain basic bitch.

by i look like a baboon April 8, 2020

little bear aspen

1.excellent; great; marvelous

2.of a sort that causes or arouses wonder; amazing; astonishing

We all had a little bear aspen weekend

by Ingame Mechanic February 27, 2010