Drive-by asshat

To give someone an asshat (sitting on head) while you are randomly walking by them without missing a step.

That guy just gave me a drive-by asshat while I was picking up a penny.

by ch8882002usnavy August 23, 2010

Assiated

(Adj.) Pertaining or related to the stupidity of the writer/speaker. Usually used after having read something very stupid or not thought out. No common sense involved.

"This has to be the most assiated, stupidly written bankruptcy questionnaire I have ever read"

by Tyler Earman October 26, 2005

assrage

when you get so mad that your ass will explode into rage to the person you are mad at.

What the fuck?! Ima go all assrage when I see him!

by Auuuubers June 18, 2010

assmatic

When you see a girls bajing jings.

Ethan: Yo you that girl?
Adam: YEAH MAN SHE GOT THEM BIG BAJINGJINGS THAT MADE ME REALLY ASSMATIC.

by Big BajingJing Man January 8, 2018

asshat

when you want to swear but your on your christian minecraft server. and if they say you swore you say i didn't swear! i said hat! thats what antman said, some guy named stinger wanted to kill him so ant man hit him with a fricken thomas the tank engine. don't mess with antman..... or thomas

YOUR SUCH AN ASSHAT

by new guy 101 December 3, 2018

asshat

a legal professional; one who engages in the practices of law; an attorney; in England, a barrister; from the latin roots 'ass' and 'hat' meaning 'law' and 'yer,' respectively. Alt., less common usage, a business school student or recent graduate.

My ex-wife's asshat demanded the refrigerator in the divorce... I mean, the fucking refrigerator!!!

That corporate asshat is wearing Italian loafers, which cost more than my car.

How many asshat books can John Grisham write?

by gnumb April 1, 2009

assbath

to line up the ass hole directly on a person's nose and to sit down abruptly while the person is sleeping, high, or being held down by other people.

Dude hold down Kip and i'll give him an assbath!

by George W. Bush April 24, 2003