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Assbite

One who wins a verbal debate. One who uses words as his weapon or tool to win an argument.
I can never win a debate against Barry! He kicks my ass every time. What an Assbite!
by SweetSister June 1, 2007
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Assbitch

1. Used when referring to someone or something being utterly stupid or ridiculous.

2. Can also be a verb referring to a fucking stupid action or motion.
1. Soulja Boy is one of the stupidest Assbitches in the Universe.

2. *Watching someone Jerk*

The fuck is this Assbitchery?

He's just Assbitching himself to death.
by Carl's Keenis December 21, 2010
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Assetto Corsa

A driving (understeer) simulator with terrible physics in which you rage in pretty often. The hometown of weebs driving Touge tracks from the anime Initial D.
- Hey man you wanna play Assetto Corsa?
- Assetto Corsa? Do I look homosexual?
- 豆腐 豆腐 豆腐 豆腐 !
by Victory356 March 24, 2020
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asset

Mother jackass and her baby asset.
by Geriko1 August 8, 2006
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assidine

an act that is ass-like
It is an assidine move to dump your girlfriend four days before the Holiday dance.
by reztlemhcs November 29, 2009
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Assets

When a woman who is storing her Moneybrallet style (cash tucked into a bra) is both showing some cleavage and also doesn't have the money tucked all the way into her bra, so some or most of the cash is visible in the cleavage. This is especially the case when the bills being stored are tips accumulated on the job. This can be done for several reasons:
1) Strippers stuffing their bra with extra money to make the other strippers jealous
2) To deter any gay muggers from trying to take your money, cause let's face it, if they know it's stored in your boobs, they won't want it anymore.
3) Waitresses with boyfriends who know that if they leave their assets sticking out of their assets, their boyfriend will always be able to remind them where they put their money in case they forget.
4) Women who are so desperate for attention that they need EVERYONE to stare at their cleavage, including gay jews.
Your assets are showing, and so are your other assets.
by schnappoulop May 24, 2014
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Assitosis

Assitosis infects a nerve behind your eye and when this happens you will know by one sign. "It gives you a shitty outlook on life".
Man goes to his Boss at work and says"I can not do my job here today with the public" Boss"Why is that?" Employee"Because I am having a outbreak of a disease that spreads to others very easily. Boss"What is it?"
Employee"I have assitosis, it is a infected nerve behind my eye that gives me a shitty outlook on life". Boss " I have had that disease also,it comes and goes through out your life.You better go home ,have a few beers,get laid and relax."
by In The Wind 44 August 8, 2012
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