Assistant Vice Deputy Piss Boy

A person at the lowest possible rank of the corporate ladder

My job title is bakery clerk which is the politically correct way of saying assistant vice deputy piss boy

by TheBlackAnkh November 13, 2021

Friendly Assist

To give someone "friendly assist" is to give a hand job.

Hey I'm going to Jeff's house to give him a friendly assist. He's gonna love it.

by GildenBeanpole December 17, 2023

pernicious assistance

Help provided against the will of the provider and/or recipient

The grocery store bagger, in a fine display of pernicious assistance, quickly jammed my groceries into the paper bag, despite my saying "no thanks," as I finished paying the cashier. "It's my job, ma'am," his mouth said, as his eyes told me to get out of the way of the rest of the line.

by Pernicious Assistant November 10, 2021

Agent's Assistant

A person who can't seem to know their life purpose no matter how many times they try to look at it.

My agent's assistant is dumb. She want's so much money, her ass can't even make a dime without me!

by WhoKares June 13, 2020

assistant manager at being vegan

A little bitch that doesn't have any skills so they whine on the internet about how eating meat is animal cruelty

PETA went all assistant manager at being vegan when they couldn't get people to stop hunting.

by Alaric I August 18, 2014

Staff Assist

What is called over the intercom when a patient acts extremely unsafe or disruptive at the psych ward and they need extra help to deal with the situation. When the situation is extra dire, a "staff assist with security" may be called.

Roman: "Man, that dude is going absolutely insane. We'd better call for a staff assist!"

Mike: "With security?!"

Roman: "Yes!"

by CretaceousEraTheropodDinosaur April 16, 2024

assistant captain

A person on a sports team who helps the captain but is still below his power.

Who's that?

Oh hes the assistant captain

by Ibby_Libby June 6, 2014