My job title is bakery clerk which is the politically correct way of saying assistant vice deputy piss boy
by TheBlackAnkh November 13, 2021
Get the Assistant Vice Deputy Piss Boymug. by GildenBeanpole December 17, 2023
Get the Friendly Assistmug. The grocery store bagger, in a fine display of pernicious assistance, quickly jammed my groceries into the paper bag, despite my saying "no thanks," as I finished paying the cashier. "It's my job, ma'am," his mouth said, as his eyes told me to get out of the way of the rest of the line.
by Pernicious Assistant November 10, 2021
Get the pernicious assistancemug. by WhoKares June 13, 2020
Get the Agent's Assistantmug. A little bitch that doesn't have any skills so they whine on the internet about how eating meat is animal cruelty
by Alaric I August 18, 2014
Get the assistant manager at being veganmug. What is called over the intercom when a patient acts extremely unsafe or disruptive at the psych ward and they need extra help to deal with the situation. When the situation is extra dire, a "staff assist with security" may be called.
Roman: "Man, that dude is going absolutely insane. We'd better call for a staff assist!"
Mike: "With security?!"
Roman: "Yes!"
Mike: "With security?!"
Roman: "Yes!"
by CretaceousEraTheropodDinosaur April 16, 2024
Get the Staff Assistmug. by Ibby_Libby June 6, 2014
Get the assistant captainmug.