google assistant

It's a fucking dumbass piece of shit won't understand when I said can I eat drug or frog please it's just came out as can I eat dog and please

Google you are a fucking thanos car Google assistant

by Thanos car thanos car thanos c September 10, 2018

assisted hover

Utilizing the hover technique while holding onto the handicap rails for support. Sometimes required when constipation causes an extended need for the hover to occur.

There were no toilet seat covers, but my legs were tired from snowboarding, so I had to utilize the assisted hover.

by metalheadjoel March 11, 2008

Assentator

Assentator: 1)A would be flatterer. 2) An idiot that thinks yes is always the answer. 3)An individual that portrays him/herself as the reason for being.

Hey Sleuth, did ya see what JJ is doing to Aunt Fray? Yeah, that assentator is just after the inheritance. Yeah you're right Sleuth, That's why it's a good thing we're spending her money now!

by MavrickSauls July 9, 2010

Assert

Professional character displaying high self esteem. Often demonstrates their high self worth by owning at online games. Will change their name often as an attempt to avoid detection by fellow online gamers so as to facilitate a few more moments of owning before being kicked by the community. Their scientific name is Owneddist Extremist.

Player 1: Wow that guy's GOOD!!!

Player 2: Oh No Its Assert!!

Player 1: Kick him before he Owns us!!

Player2: F11!!

*Assert has Left the Game*

by GamingCommunitysWorldwide October 4, 2018

Gas Assisted Poop

A poop that is launch using intestinal gasses as a propellant. The expanding gas in the lower intestinal chamber pushes against the turd, thereby making the pooper work less to force it out. Also referred to as a G.A.P.

"Dammit, I've got a job interview in 10 minutes, and I need to take a dump. It had better be a gas assisted poop!!"

"How does John manage to take big dumps after the surgery to fix his hernia?"
"Oh, he usually eats foods high in fiber, so he always gets G.A.P.s, it makes it much easier on him."

by blobular August 19, 2011

Braided Dutch Assist

When two men lock their adjoining arms and harmoniously move up and down to perform the act of masturbation for the other. Their hands are on their own penis. A distant cousin to the dutch rudder.

Dick and Johan were bored in the office and decided to try the 'ol trusty Braided Dutch Assist, or BDA.

by CaptainJack19 September 29, 2011

Asses up

Asses up is a game played in parks, schoolyards or anywhere kids can find a large flat wall to throw a ball against, like the one in Buchmuller Park in Secaucus. The ball of choice is a sponge ball or “spongie,” or even a tennis ball. Basically, you have 2 or more kids throwing the ball against the wall and each person has to catch the ball. If you drop the ball 1 or more times (depending on the rules established), you have to put your ass up against the wall to be beaned by each other person playing the game. Sometimes, the guy throwing the ball can call out someone’s name and that person has to be the one to catch the ball. If you fail to catch the ball, ASSES UP! The game is a lot more fun if you play with fat kids who aren’t quick enough to catch the ball. Plus, their butts make great targets.

Kid 1: We are going down to Buchmuller Park to play Asses Up, are you in?

Kid 2: Be nice when throwing the ball at my butt, Dr. DeAngelis just gave me a shot of penicillin.

by shredder666 August 19, 2011