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sexual assault

When someone touches you in your no no square.
4 year old: Mom, I just got sexually assaulted by dad.

Mom: L sexual assault tbh ong.
by iloveunderagesex December 18, 2022
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Eggs: the final assault

When a kid is leaving secondary school, and on his last day he goes mental and eggs the whole school, top to bottom.
Did you hear about Eggs: the final assault at that school nearby?
by Barry June 4, 2004
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beaver assault trooper

a beaver who is a member of the 212th siege battalion, badass motherfuckers who raid villages and kill people for fun
beaver assault trooper's are heading towards the base, we're fucked
by do u March 21, 2009
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Assault weapon

*A gun that primarily kills cops and small orphans.
*it has many evil features, such as: a pistol grip and barrel shroud that give it super accurate spray-fire from the hip.
*it has high bullet capacity clip that can spray-fire continually for over 30 seconds.
*its bullets can go through multiple layers of body armor, and does over 12 times the damage of hunting rifles.
*it can be easily concealed in clothing (do to its folding stock).
*it has a flash hider that makes the user invisible.
*and are available to anyone.
1 in 5 police are killed with Assault weapons.
by savage493 April 3, 2011
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French Assault

Tongue-in-cheek colloquialism particularly popular in the United Kingdom to refer to the act of surrendering - to launch a "French assault" is to surrender. Associated with the surrender of Paris to invading German forces in 1940 and the subsequently collaborationism of the Vichy French Government.
We were all expecting a ruthless barrage that night, but instead the enemy offered little more than a French assault.
by FactFinder May 24, 2014
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Office Assaulter

This is the name given to the person in your office, who no one really likes, that always finds a way to cop an unwanted feel.
While I was working quietly at my desk Kevin came up behind me and started to rub my back, I was so disgusted. He is such an Office Assaulter!
by jb02 December 9, 2008
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assaultr22

A CGShock reg completely devoid of redeeming qualities. Has a creepy obsession with waffles, which he has sex with on a daily basis. Uses syrup in foreplay.
That guy's such an Assaultr22.
by AnonymousShocker April 18, 2005
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