ASSassin

a person who has the reflexes of a cat, balls of steel and a head full of nothing, walks up to or next to a girl(preferably in a public or crowded area) and so fast and quietly slaps the girls ass when she turns to slap or spot the man...he has already vanished into the crowd using ancient blending techniques honed over countless days of playing only assassins creed!

assassin:hey dude wana learn how to assassinate a girls ass? i will teach you the ancient ways of the.......

dude:nope!

assassin: but whyyy?

dude: because i have a girl friend and dont slap random girl asses and masturbate to video game chicks... bye!

assassin:.............douche!

by Dr maeder November 20, 2010

assistant cock sucker

Any 3rd party that assists with the physical act of sucking a cock. These acts of assistance may include, but are not limited to massaging the balls, fingering the butt, or licking the grundle. The role of the assistant cock sucker is not to be confused with that of the assistant TO the cock sucker.

1. My wife wouldn't let me cop a fully from the assistant cock sucker...what a bitch.

2. Rhonda juggles nuts like a real veteran assistant cock sucker

by john madden from the nf of l December 16, 2009

joke assassin

When a person takes a joke to far.

One who beats a joke to death.

Kyle you killed the joke, your such a joke assassin

by D-Rock April 6, 2004

Jack Of All Asses

The ultimate Jackass. Everyone knows at least one of these. Will gladly accept credit for others accomplishments, usually full of themselves for no reason, and tend to have exceptional manipulative skills. Can often be seen reading poetry at Starbucks.

one example of a group of Jack Of All Asses would be the "earth lovers" who attend those 3 day hippie music festivals, and spend the whole time getting high as a form of "protest".

by Jeffey VonDarkeet March 15, 2008

sucks to your assmar

goddamn we had to read LOF in 10th grade, that book was messed. At least it inspired this glorious phrase

Usage: Response to someone who is incessantly bitching/ complaining about trivialities. Used mostly in a good natured rather than vengeful spirit

Yeah, well, sucks to your assmar, we all have problems

by juliuserving July 7, 2011

rage of a thousand asses

a public restroom os area that smeels so bad you can distinctly pick out the scent of a thousand asses. came up with because of the smell of the thrift town bathroom.

boy that restroom had the rage of a thousand asses going on.

by george January 20, 2005

Assassin's Creed III

An upcoming game to be released on Oct. 30, 2012. It is the third chapter in the Assassin's Creed series. ( Brotherhood and Revelations were continuations of Assassin's Creed II). The main character is Connor/Ratohnhaké:ton (pronounced Ra-doon-ha-gay-doon). It will take place during the American Revolution during the mid 1700's. The character will meet major historical figures such as George Washington, Benjamin Franklin and Charles Lee. The main weapon that Connor will use is a tomahawk with a blade in the shape of the Assassin's Symbol. The map, called 'The Frontier', is rumored to be 20% larger then previous games. Players can also hunt animals for money.

Guy 1: Dude, Assassin's Creed is the best game ever!
Guy 2: Wow you know that AC came out in 2007, and their already making the fifth game, called Assassin's Creed III. Its supposed to come out this fall.
Guy 1: Oh

by PAYTOCMJ August 9, 2012