Positive Apples

A brightly optismistic interjection that encourages hope and happiness, while diminishing all that is evil, sour, depressing, inconvenient, and painful about life. This magical interjection usually provokes a smile. It is the verbal antidote to any form of negativity. It is the sugar in the lemonade.

Person 1: Oh no! I didn't get my work done today, just as I never do. On top of that, I have to replace my flat tire and find some way to lie my way out of jury duty. Oh, and my girlfriend just discovered that I've been calling my ex. And yeah, I've got food poisoning too, and I think my appendix just burst.

Person 2: I know, it's a tough day. Positive Apples!

by satisficationJDH December 9, 2009

Crack Apple

A larger-than-usual build up of feces in-between the buttocks. Any dingleberry larger than a grape. Very rare and valuable to gross people.

I've had monumental gas since my coffee break at 9 AM and now I need to go pick out a hearty crack apple.

by Talledega Knight October 4, 2009

coon apple

A term for watermelon used by racist

want some coon apple

by thecreepyjanitor1012 December 4, 2016

Yacko Yard Apple

In baseball, the act of hitting a home-run

"bases are loaded and we're down by four, we need ya to go yacko yard apple here mike"

by Scrubeins October 26, 2009

if you spell applesauce with just a you can call it AAAAAAAAAAA

spelling a word in the urban dictonary with just a

hey guys! if you spell applesauce with just a you can call it AAAAAAAAAAA

by Summer_fnafbreach April 10, 2023

Bone apple tea

When you wanna be classy and French before a meal but you don't speak French.

"This food looks hella good. Bone apple tea!"

"Quoi ? C'est « bon appetit » !"

by notyerbuddypal August 23, 2016

How you like dem apples

A phrase that basically means "How do you like that" in a way that will piss someone off, usually used by a nerd.

Bill: I win wooot! How you like dem apples?

Jake:.......

by Tysta51 April 23, 2009