by Colonel Spicy Weiner August 31, 2014
Being so overcome with feeling that some flatulence actually sneak out, usually from laughing really hard, or experiencing another extreme emotion.
Usually, in more serious cases, people tend to look the other way, like in nursing homes or car accidents, but yet the normal human will sneak that one giggle out before wiping the smile off of their face.
Usually, in more serious cases, people tend to look the other way, like in nursing homes or car accidents, but yet the normal human will sneak that one giggle out before wiping the smile off of their face.
Man1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Men 2,3, and 4: Idk why?
Man1: To get to the other side!
All Men together: *laughing hysterically*Man3 farts noticeably while loling.
All Men: Laugh harder from the seeping flatulence.
Man 2: *farts*
Man 1: *while laughing* you guys have a bad case of the Anxiety Farts don't you?
Man 3: Yeah, its just some Laughing Gas.
Men 2,3, and 4: Idk why?
Man1: To get to the other side!
All Men together: *laughing hysterically*Man3 farts noticeably while loling.
All Men: Laugh harder from the seeping flatulence.
Man 2: *farts*
Man 1: *while laughing* you guys have a bad case of the Anxiety Farts don't you?
Man 3: Yeah, its just some Laughing Gas.
by CyNickSter December 27, 2010
When you hate the cold so much you take certain steps in your life to avoid cold situations. You miss out on events and other happenings because it is either 1) taking place on a cold night outside or 2) taking place on a night with a touch of cold and you are nervous that your sweater won't be warm enough. You do not fear the alarm clock, you fear the cold burst of air that will flow over your body once you pull the comfortor off your body. You don't hate showering, but you hate the feeling of stepping out of the shower and towelling off so you either a) blow-dry your body before your hair, or b) install a sauna next to your shower.
You also find yourself in a sweatshirt while others are wearing bathingsuits and you stare in disbelief at how cold they must be!
You also find yourself in a sweatshirt while others are wearing bathingsuits and you stare in disbelief at how cold they must be!
"I didn't go meet my girlfriends out at the Marina tonight because I had too much cold anxiety!!"
"Why are you late for work?'
"My cold anxiety kept me in bed too long!"
"Why are you wearing a jacket in the summer?"
"cold anxiety!"
"Why are you late for work?'
"My cold anxiety kept me in bed too long!"
"Why are you wearing a jacket in the summer?"
"cold anxiety!"
by GrindAfficionado September 26, 2011
Pretty much the constant, overwhelming fear of dropping your iphone and cracking the screen. Pretty much takes over your entire life when your phone is at risk of dropping out of your hand and falling to its death! You have to think about where you set it, how you set it there, why you set it there! I cant even imagine how it is for people without a warranty on their phone.
Linus: Sup man just got my new iphone.
Brian: Badass bro! having alot of Iphone Anxiety yet?
Linus: All the time man.
Brian: Badass bro! having alot of Iphone Anxiety yet?
Linus: All the time man.
by negronos January 27, 2012
When you are trying to peruse movie options on Redbox, but feel pressure from the people in line behind you to choose quickly
"WTF dude, you rented Dolphin Tale???"
"Yeah, sorry. There were ten people behind me and I was feelin that Redbox anxiety so I just picked something."
"Yeah, sorry. There were ten people behind me and I was feelin that Redbox anxiety so I just picked something."
by whee3 August 15, 2012
Twitter Tweet: Today i Will go to the MOA!!!
2Hrs l8r, WHERE ARE MY RT'S AND REPLYS'? I THOUGH I WAS POPULAR, what a twitter anxiety :(
2Hrs l8r, WHERE ARE MY RT'S AND REPLYS'? I THOUGH I WAS POPULAR, what a twitter anxiety :(
by JosieShore March 24, 2011
when you are in the passenger seat and the person you are riding with has something better to do than pay attention to the road...and you stomp your foot through the floor board on the passenger side....
by white bombshell babe April 03, 2011