Andres

The most fresh Mexican you’ll ever meet. He gets all the pussy and will fuck ur mother

Damn, that Andres guy is so fresh, I’d let him bang my mom

by Sachinlovescock May 30, 2018

Andre

The best looking white guy ever to exist, Strong, Handsome, and has a better physique than anyone around him. Andre tends to have a big shlong and boasts around about it to his lesser peers

Dang that man is a total Andre

by Illboneurmom May 30, 2018

Andre

A guy that turns out better than you expected or originally anticipated. Probably has brown hair. Probably sexy as hell.

What was that? Was that a pigeon. No, dammit. THAT's an Andre.
Ryan Reynolds is such an Andre.

Dag nabbit. If only I had an Andre in my life.

by Neytari June 1, 2018

Andre

An Andre is the funniest person you will ever meet. He is caring, but is usually scared to show his true feelings. He doesn’t really like to be serious unless it’s truly needed like in school. Speaking of school, he is extremely smart and knows it, but is mostly humble. Andres like to brag to girls they like about how good they are at sports (usually play soccer and are GOOD). They will also make fun of a girl they like. People expect them to be rude and disrespectful, but they are actually very kind in their own kind of way. Andres are amazing and you are lucky if you have one in your life.

girl: i have a crush on Andre but he always makes fun of me... do you think he likes me?
person: oh yeah totally!

by hajshsshjsb June 1, 2018

Andres

He is usually funny of course and Hes really smart when he is independentista.

"Omg what a funny joke Andres what defind"

by Gamer jacky December 27, 2017

Andres

Romantic, does anything for a girl, falls in love with his words and his actions. He is one of the few retailers in the world. Good soccer player and what he proposed he does.

Look how sweet and affectionate is Andres with her.

by Anderson1832 May 1, 2018

Andres

Andres is a g. He hides in his room a lot but will always be there for you. He's always working hard and making moves. He may have had a rough start, but he's doing many great things. He's soon to make some music under an alias, but that's a secret shhh. Also it makes me upset that there wasn't already a definition about how absolutely amazing an andres is on this site. An Andres is incredibly charismatic, he's never met a person who doesn't like him. An Andres also does a lot of crazy things, but always gets away with his shenanigans, and it's all part of his charm.

Oh you know Andres?

Yeah, of course, he's the coolest man in the room!

by boopboop0 January 3, 2020