When two cars stay parallel to each other on a two-lane highway, preventing any cars behind them from passing and getting ahead.
Jesse: How are you doing up there?
Trevor: Good! I just got passed by a little blue car after he had been flashing his lights at me for awhile, but then the two cars ahead of me Amish Roadblocked him and he couldn't get any farther ahead.
Trevor: Good! I just got passed by a little blue car after he had been flashing his lights at me for awhile, but then the two cars ahead of me Amish Roadblocked him and he couldn't get any farther ahead.
by Bobbythunder May 11, 2015
Get the Amish Roadblockmug. Sarah: Can I have your number?
Bob: Sorry, I don't have a cell phone. I'm socially Amish.
Sarah: Do you have Facebook?
Bob: No
Bob: Sorry, I don't have a cell phone. I'm socially Amish.
Sarah: Do you have Facebook?
Bob: No
by babyhuey121794 October 8, 2013
Get the Socially Amishmug. to masturbate without the aid of any pornography; no electronic devices/magazines which are not part of Amish culture
The power went out and my phone was dead so I had to Amish tug.
I pulled an Amish tug last night because I was too tired to look up porn.
I pulled an Amish tug last night because I was too tired to look up porn.
by Mattj March 2, 2015
Get the Amish tugmug. Person or persons that are deeply religious.(Including all religions)Though these people may own and operate technology, it is very outdated. They tend to be home schooled, homebodies and, very creepy.
Person A: "Did you hear about the family down the street? They still have Windows 95!"
Person B: "Wow. They must be Half Amish!"
Person B: "Wow. They must be Half Amish!"
by Flushman May 8, 2008
Get the Half Amishmug. May be abbreiviated as "Amish". Something incredibly stupid that occurs to spoil an otherwise perfect situation. After an Amish custom of leaving deliberate skips in the pattern of quilts, lest a perfect design make the Almighty jealous.
When we drove to Scotland for the weekend, my forgetting to fill the tank before going about the Highlands was the Amish mistake of the outing.
by Fearman August 7, 2007
Get the Amish mistakemug. Prude: "This picture is inappropriate!"
Reasonable person: "Yeah honey, no more posting amish porn ;)"
Reasonable person: "Yeah honey, no more posting amish porn ;)"
by L1ght May 30, 2014
Get the amish pornmug. To stick a pickled egg in ones rectum, squawk like a chicken or other egg laying fowl, and push the egg into a partner’s open mouth.
“Hey Kyler mind if I give a girl an Amish drive-by in your barn?”
“Sure, just don’t use my good pickled eggs.”
“Sure, just don’t use my good pickled eggs.”
by Bert Reynold’s gay cousin October 19, 2021
Get the Amish Drive-Bymug.