Alcock

Alcock's are the sickest cunts ever. they always get all the bitches and fuck like crazy.

"Fuck, that alcock is baller, look at how he is pounding that pulsating cunt"

by bestcuntever August 23, 2014

alcohog

The greedy asshole who hides his or her booze and never shares becuase they "might not have enough".

You did you see Eva(random name) last night? She was a total Alcohog. Yeah, what a bitch.

by jstore41 January 18, 2008

alcohol scroll

The act of scrolling through your contacts to find a person old enough and willing to buy you alcohol.

No need for the alcohol scroll man, I've already got us a 30 rack!

by Dash-2 January 16, 2010

alcohalitosis

The horrible bad breath that comes the morning after a night of too much drinking.

Man: "Mfgrmblgrhrhm, good morning >yawn<"
Woman: "OH dear LORD that alcohalitosis stinks so bad I am going to be sick."

by E^J April 1, 2010

alchocall

The call that you receive from a very drunk person, usually to tell you how much they love you, or often, to go fuck yourself. Rarely remembered by the alchocaller the next day.

Rodney's alchocalls to Sylvia after many many beers on bowling night were the only way he could share his true feelings.

by wkjbear April 13, 2010

Alcoho

a female that becomes a Ho when consuming alcohol

when she drinks she will sleep with anyone, what an alcoho.

by T-underdog June 19, 2010

alcohaulin ass

The act of driving really fast while under the influence of alcohol

Kody- "bo did you see that man goin off the road while sippin liqur, he was alcohaulin ass."

Anthony-"the other day i got shitfaced and made another beer run, i hit 140 down mcilwain in my car, i was alcohaulin ass."

by LA druggie December 27, 2010