Albany

The capital of NY. A place so cold that boiling water freezes when you go outside in the winter. It's here where the hicks get along with the snobby rich kids. The place where college girls go outside in miniskirts and uggs in negative 15 degrees. The place where one can walk into a bar at 3 am and slow down and order a couple shots, and not get stared at.

Why is she dressed like a high-priced hooker going to the beach in the middle of winter? Oh yeah, we're in Albany.

Only in Albany will you see country girl Jane hang out with suburb Shannon.

by msk1994 July 8, 2011

albino wanker

video on you tube involving a young man being caught masturbating in public toilets by his friends.

Guy 1 "did you see Nick Holt in that Albino wanker video"
Guy 2 "yea he got caught doing the five knuckle shuffle"

by Big Crazy pat March 4, 2009

albino deer

A move that involves hiding in a girl's closet with a flashlight and warming yourself up. When you are all ready to go you jump out of the closet and shine the flash light in her eyes and jizz on her face. This results in a "deer in the headlights" look as well as an albino complexion.

Tree: hey man can i borrow a flashlight?
Bonesaw: why do you want a flashlight?
Tree: I was going to go albino deer this chick later.
Bonesaw: cool

by Orangutan_on_Turnpike September 3, 2009

albino poop

What comes out of a girls ass after you cum in it.

"After I fucked my girlfriends ass she ran to the bathroom and squirted out an albino poop"

by Chuck G January 2, 2008

Albanian Dough-ball Dunk

The sexual act in which a man puts his testicles into his partners rectum. His partner then proceeds to defecate over his scrotum at which point, the male removes his testicles and Teabag(s) his partner.

"She wanted to do something dirty last night, so i gave her an Albanian Dough-ball Dunk" Said Rasheed.

by Kirito Kirigaya December 18, 2014

Albanian Steering Wheel

A circle of Dutch Rudders (the holding of a man's/boy's wrist as they grip their shaft, and performing the motion of masturbating). A minimum of 8 is required to create a mathmatically correct circular shape. Not to be mistaken for a Circle Jerk, an entirely different act that involves no wrist holding. Avoiding eye contact with anyone else in the Wheel ensures that what you are doing is not in any way homosexual, as there is nothing gay about holding someone's wrist is there?

Brian, Gareth, Soloman, Damian, Terry, Ross, Eggbert and Zachary were bored of pairing together for a Dutch Rudder, so they decided to come together, literally, forming an Albanian Steering Wheel.

by Gloria Specker April 22, 2010

albino

a person or animal with a genetic condition causing fair skin, light hair, light eyes, and poor vision.

• albinos do not have red eyes -- due to their lack of pigment, light goes through the iris giving it a red hue.

ME. copy and paste the link below for pictures or whatever. *gasp* the albino girl has friends, a social life, and keeps up her appearance!

to all the stereotypers out there .. suck it.

myspace.com/misz_blondiee

by nicole xox July 16, 2007