After Lent

A secular 'holiday' consisting of a period of 40 days devoted to self-control and self-improvement. Seasonal customs include not only giving up harmful behaviors but also participating in new and beneficial behaviors.
Person A: Why'd you give up sweets for After Lent? You're so skinny.
Person B: I want to make sure that if I ever get fat, I can lose the weight. My body is a temple.
Person A: You're an idiot but I admire your self-respect.
by TupacOrNotTupac April 20, 2015
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After-Ass

When you eat or drink something that tastes good at first but then tastes like ass right after.
Ex 1.

Moiz: "This juice is good at first but then shitty afterwards .

Zach: "Dude, you've got a serious case of after-ass."

Ex 2.

"I ate this chick's ass and at the time it tasted good, but then I started tasting that after-ass when I was done"
by Ice Hitted Onyu April 17, 2017
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The Wednesday After That

A 'polite' way of calling somebody a twat. Often used in response to C U Next Tuesday.
"Hey, C U Next Tuesday!"
"Yeah, or The Wednesday After That"
by Arnoldopolis November 29, 2007
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After-nuding

To have a nude afternoon together with good company, picnics, beach walks and other shenanigans. In particular relevant as part of the nudist community
by Wildboltstorm October 07, 2020
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After-Puss

"I'm not trying to wind up no dad! I've got some ky, let me put it in your after-puss instead, girl! I'll go slow I promise"
by Purveyor of Fine Memes February 18, 2020
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After F

What comes after F in the alphabet? G!
by TundraBoy September 13, 2017
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after table

The time spent after eating food talking to the people that just ate food with you. Derived from the spanish word sobremesa and having the same meaning.
Jane and I had the longest after table tonight. We couldn't stop talking after we finished eating.
by greatmaster September 18, 2018
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