Absolute potato

Another word for potato head

A absolute idiot ans anyoning dhead

Stop being a absolute potato

by The truth_allday August 24, 2021

absolute large

The largest number imaginable. Written as (...9.9...) or as (9.9...x10^ ∞), it is simply described as a decimal point with an infinite line of nines spanning either side of it.

This amount of work would take an absolute large amount of time to complete!

by Anonumerical December 11, 2021

Absolute Threshold

The minimum amount of stimulus energy that must be present for the stimulus to be detected 50% of the time.

It was at the absolute threshold of audibility, where it might have been real or imagined.

by LaurenBrooks December 14, 2021

Absolute meteors

In a reference to a mans balls having the density, size, hardness of a neutron star and being the most radioactive material known to man.

Sorry? what? can't hear you over how little balls you have. Absolute meteors between his legs.

by Goldensballs May 18, 2022

Absolute cunt

A person who acts like Jim

That guy is an absolute cunt

by Dike1 April 25, 2023

Absolute Virgin

Someone who would never in there life lose there virginity

I am esteban mcgraw the Absolute Virgin #vaginawhore #cringegod

by rna.bryan October 20, 2019

Absolute Unit

Doom Guy. It's just Doom Guy.

"Yo, have you seen that guy that just tears apart demons?"

"You mean Doom Guy? He's an absolute unit."

by Pesto_the_1 November 30, 2019