Absolute Gimp

A person who is an absolute, also Gimp can be pronounced "Gump"

Why won't you lend me you shit pants? you absolute gimp

by chode boiler November 10, 2010

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absolute shambles

The penultimate form of shambles (which could be foreseen by any five year old), caused by the ineptitude of so-called management failing to understand how the job is really done. Sacking all the administrative staff at once will result in an absolute shambles.

The management team thought it was an excellent idea to sack everyone in the administrative grade: "look how much money we will save, aren't we such clever boys and girls!"
The result was of course an absolute shambles because no real work could be done. It was a far bigger shambles than had been created in the past.

by MoLincs November 28, 2011

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absolute

Something only a Sith deals in.

Anakin: "If you're not with me, then you're my enemy."
Obi-Wan: "Only a Sith deals in absolutes."

or

Luke: "All woman are queens!"
Kylo Ren: "If she breathes, she's a THOOOOOOOOOOT!"
In the above case, the protagonist and antagonist are clearly Sith.

by SlickSerpent99 January 6, 2020

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Absolutely Perfect

Emily Morin🤩❤️

Girl: Wow, did you see Emily Morin today?
Guy: yes she is absolutely perfect🤩❤️

by Nicenamebro January 9, 2020

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I Agree with you completely absolutely and I agree with your perspective.

A complete agreement.

“I feel like such a sentinel today! Bouncing that wall is wearing me out of bounds!”
“TRULYTRUE TRUE, I agree with you completely absolutely and I agree with your perspective.”

by HOMOSAPIEN LOGIC COORDINATOR September 23, 2022

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