Assistant Vice Deputy Piss Boy

A person at the lowest possible rank of the corporate ladder

My job title is bakery clerk which is the politically correct way of saying assistant vice deputy piss boy

by TheBlackAnkh November 13, 2021

OFFICER ASSIST

The act of inserting or extracting something in or out of the colon with self or other help.

i needed to make a deposit for the toilet bank, so a little finger gave me an officer assist with my prison wallet!

by robetitcussin February 23, 2019

Assist

A person that treks wolkjes and helps make the kmt een feestje

Look! An Assist! GEIL!!!1!1!1

by Ge1l May 16, 2022

Trades Assistant

When someone is so infatuated with their male workmate that they want to do everything they can to assist them: feed them, wash them, dress them, undress them, assist them go toilet, wipe them, felate them

George was so infatuated with his workmate Mace that he asked if he could be Maces trades Assistant

by Damo the Leb April 16, 2019

Colombian Assist

When you make an incredible pass to your boy unintentionally, and it turns out great for everyone.

I went to Medellín with my boy Aaron and he threw me an amazing Colombian assist. We went back to our Airbnb with these girls and I ended up with the girl he wanted to get with, but it all turned out great, because he found himself with a girl he liked even more. Good times.

by 2Legit2Hit September 15, 2023

Medical Assistant

The doctors personal assistant.

M.A. for short

MA: Hi my name is Courtney im the new medical assistant!
Doctor: nice to meet you, get me some coffee!
MA: YES BOSS

by Yourfavedoctor1 January 13, 2023

assisted bra hook

Unable to hook your bra unaided following an intense upper body workout, requiring assistance until range of motion is improved

Great arms session at the gym today, its going to be an assisted bra hook for the rest of the week.

by fitnut May 16, 2014