Amado across the street

The type of guy you would pay $20 to Shit on your Car.

I payed "Amado across the street" to shit on your car.

by DankMaker March 1, 2019

armada

An offensive word used for anything and everything offensive all at the one time.

Person 1: hey you're such a bitch / slut / loser / tool / nerd / skank / hoe / freak / fatperson.. etc
Person 2: You mean I'm an armada?!?!
Person 1: yeah, pretty much
Person 2: I'm gonna go die in a rectum now.

by emz-n-ez November 23, 2006

Armadilloing

The act of curling up into a ball due to severe period cramps

"Hey where's Jen?"
"Oh I'd leave her alone for a while. Last I saw she was armadilloing"

by Eye of the Tiger July 25, 2013

Ahmad

Is always two days late to anything and there is always a 25% he joins voice chat and a 75% he doesn't, he also wears primark clothes and has a terrible PC build but he tries to LARP as a Computer God even though he always gets fired from his shitty coding jobs.

John: Oh boy what happened to Ahmad.

You: Don't worry, he literally never joins and is a broke wanker.

by fattest chunkiest retard November 25, 2021

Sunny the Armadillo

A witty Canadian with a bitingly sarcastic sense of humor and the ability to win the hearts of many with his loveable cruelty and noob-bashing.

Newb: Hiy, gys, wuts up. Im n00 two teh forumz and thawt i shhuld say hie i <3 Watrmanan <insert several obnoxious smilies here>

Sunny: You fail at life

by ChillyGod March 21, 2005

Fire Boat Armada

Similar to the Fire Boat, but done by a group of people (three or more). While all are floating in the pool, all spray urine onto one person, thus looking like a bunch of fire boats putting out a fire. Again, most easily performed by several males doing this onto another person.

My girlfriend let me and my buddies give her a fire boat armada in the pool last weekend.

by Murph 001 May 2, 2008

amadeus

A term used to gain attention from others and invite those to do the same. Often shouted within a large crowd of people (usually band nerds) putting heavy accent on the e.

Zach: "Hey Ben, what song are we playing?"

Ben: ..."AMADEUS!"

Everyone Else: "AMADEUS!"

by Amadeus Koler November 6, 2011