aol

The worst internet ISP ever. It gives 1000 hours of service to load up the home page.

aol

by aol nerb May 27, 2009

aol

A band that gives out free music on cd's in stores like target. Very nice except ive never gotten one of the cd's to play through my car on the way home...or in my player at home... hmmm.

Mom: Hey did you get aol's new cd?

Me: Yea it looks cool but i cant get it to play.

Mom: Yea none of my 56,000,000 do either...weird.

Me: Yea.

by Josh Howards February 06, 2008

aol

an ISP. you still get barraged by ads, banners and adware even though you have to pay 30$ a month for the service. shows how stupid america is because they are the biggest ISP.

America: is earthlink good? i'm thinking about switching to it.

by Phil January 27, 2005

AOLing

The process of making something flashier or more flambouyant in appearance, while at the same time greatly reducing quality, function and control. Reducing the usefulness of something by automating in the most useless way possible to make it "easier."

XP, aside from the AOLing MS did to it, really is a decent OS

by Mook December 12, 2003

AOLed

spending too much for something when it really sucks (usually an internet provider)

The stupid moron got AOLed when he bought AOL instead of much cheaper interntet.

Instead of buying the top quality steak for 20 dollars, he was AOLed and he bought rotten steak for 50 dollars

by Lewis June 06, 2003

aol

a company that provides internet access too people for $24.00 a mmonth.

im going to get the over priced internet service, aol.

by evil lil shit May 26, 2006

aol

An Internet Service Provider that is great for children under 13, and people older than 50. For both demographics, this program works quite well as it has thorough parental controls, and is easy enough for the senile to use. For everyone else, it is a heinous waste of money.

I got AOL so that my kids don't look at porn.

by smrtgrl March 29, 2005