When a male purchases a sports car to offset the fact that he has a small penis in the hopes of getting laid.
Jim had no choice but to buy a brand new Porsche to help him get down her pants. We all thought to ourselves "Sorry about your penis".
by Broomy3 January 7, 2009
Get the Sorry about your penis mug.Phrase used to conceal one's true destination, especially in response to an awkward question. Is commonly used in Britain when one is headed to the toilet. See also going to see a man about a dog
"Are you and your wife coming out tonight?" "Uhhhh, I need to see a man about a dog."
"How come you're leaving the table?" "I need to see a man about a dog."
"How come you're leaving the table?" "I need to see a man about a dog."
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Person 1: When was your birthday?
Person 2: About a week ago
* they both look at each other and say: "ABOUT A WEEK AGOO" *
Person 2: About a week ago
* they both look at each other and say: "ABOUT A WEEK AGOO" *
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Get the For Those About To Rock mug.A sexual copypasta about Ahsoka Tano from Star Wars, where Obi-Wan Kenobi tells Luke Skywalker about Ahsoka in sexual descriptions.
Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems.
Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal.
We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.
Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal.
We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.
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Get the out and about mug."It's all about the moose" basically means that it's all about the logo/ brand and NOTHING else. The moose is the logo for Abercrombie. If it weren't for the moose, no one would give a shit. The moose is all that counts.
Girl #1: Hey did you get anything when you went shopping yesterday?
Girl #2: Yeah man, this shirt..
Girl #1: Oh..
Girl #2: Do you think it's ugly or something?
Girl #1: No offense... I don't like it at all.
..............
WAIT! is that a MOOSE i see?
Girl #2: Yeah dude, it's from Abercrombie.
Girl #1: OMG! I love your shirt! It's SO pretty!
Girl #2: Lol, it's ALL about the moose!
Girl #2: Yeah man, this shirt..
Girl #1: Oh..
Girl #2: Do you think it's ugly or something?
Girl #1: No offense... I don't like it at all.
..............
WAIT! is that a MOOSE i see?
Girl #2: Yeah dude, it's from Abercrombie.
Girl #1: OMG! I love your shirt! It's SO pretty!
Girl #2: Lol, it's ALL about the moose!
by runchi December 9, 2008
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